-16 years later 2019-
"Somebody has got to have a succ dragon" Well Sausaye no one has the damn succ dragon okay!" Kyle screamed at Jo. "Don't scream at me BITCH!" He screamed even louder. "You know what imma just pull till I get it," Roni stated. "No! You have 16 cards I have 2. If you get the Succ I'm going to personally drive to your house and kill you!" Kyle threatened.
"I GOT THE SUUUCCCCCCCC!!" Zay shouted loud enough for China to hear. "Yesss!" Roni said "Are you fucking me in the ass. I hate you!" Kyle yelled, "That's Gay." Jo chuckled. Zay played the Succ Dragon and everyone was equally at 8 cards. Kyle and Jo were upset because they were going to win, however, Roni and Zay screamed in joy. " This hand isn't that bad,"
" NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU BITCH!" Kyle screamed at Jo's comment. Roni played a yellow 7 "Oh wait," "Haha dumbass," Kyle stammered playfully. "Alright, Kyle what you got going on over here. All shit! This hand trash!" Roni screamed at the end. Everyone burst out laughing "See bitch this why you gotta know the game before you play" Jo hysterically laughed "Shut the fuck up, you not the smartest person either." "What fucking ever," "PLUS FOUR BITCHES!" Kyle could hear Jo slam his hands on his desk from the other room "FUCK!". Jo disconnected "The bitch got mad huh," Zay asked like he already knew. "No, think he hit his desk to hard,"
Jo burst into Kyle's room "I hit my desk too hard," He whispered aggressively taking a seat on Kyle's bed. Kyle shook his head in disapproval turning back to his computer screen. "Alrighty, guys we gon have to start a new game because of dumbass over here," "Hey! I am not a dumbass okay," "Whatever ya say dumbass" Jo jumped up from the bed and swiftly walked over to Kyle punching him in the shoulder. Kyle whimpered holding his shoulder "Ow you bitch" He whispered, Jo just chuckled jumping on the bed.
"Just tell them we'll play later or something," "Guys?" "What, you and Saucaye finna go fuck or something?" the group started dying of laughter. "How did you know?" Kyle replied to Zay's comment. Shortly after Kyle and Jo said bye to the two boys. "Wanna go get food," Asked Jo. "Is that even a question?" "Where to?" "Chili's!" Jo screamed running out of the room at full speed. "One, two, three," right as Kyle said three you could hear a loud bang from Jo "I'M OKAY!". "And this is why we don't run in the house!"
When they finally made it to Chili's after a long car ride of Jo just screaming song lyrics the whole time. "Okay, Jo you can shut the fuck up!" Kyle regretted giving Him the aux. "Your just mad that you don't have vocals like me," "I don't think screaming is singing my guy, and bitch I can sing" Kyle was always quick to say Jo is wrong even if he's right. "Sing somethin' then" Jo knew Kyle was just trying to be a smart ass. "You see the way my bank account is set up I can't do that if you don't pay me first, and baby you broke." Jo looked at him with a face that said bitch don't come for me. "Shut up" he mumbled defeated while getting out the car. Kyle stumbled trying to catch up to Jo. "Wait for me!" Kyle yelled to Jo "Oh my God walk faster," Jo rolled his eyes.
The guys were surprised to see that the restaurant wasn't crowded. "Hi welcome to Chili's," a blonde girl said to the boys. "Sup" Jo tried to sound cool but failed miserably. Kyle curved his mouth trying to stop his laughter. "Table for two?" Regaining his composure Kyle quickly answered the young lady "Yes". "Right away," she began to lead them to a booth next to a window "Natalie will be your waitress tonight" she smiled sweetly at Kyle not giving Jo a simple glance. "Thank you," Kyle said while the room their seats. She seats the menus on the table before walking away swiftly. "Sup? Really?," Jo just looked at Kyle "It played out better in my head okay!" "Whatever you say, big guy," He just shook his head looking at his menu.
A brunette approached their table she had on skintight pants and her black button-up slightly open and big hoop earrings. "I'm Natalie I'll be your waitress for today," "More like hoe for the day," Jo whispered loud enough for only Kyle to hear. Kyle kicked him from under the table, Jo grunted grabbing his leg.
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Only Gay For You
HumorTwo Best Friends: Kyle and Jo. Both gamers. Both Crazy and Weird. Ready to go through the world together. "Are you fucking me in the ass. I hate you!" "That's Gay"