Five : Almost got caught

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Namjoon's P.O.V

Noona and us arrived at the mall. We said that we want to go to the park and luckily, she said yes. After that, she went into a store to buy Jungkook some of his toddler clothes. Jungkook came with her.
"Namjoon-Hyung" I heard Taehyumg called me.
"What?"
"Have a look at Seokjin-Hyung." He whispered at my left ear.
What does this little alien talked about?
Then, I proceeded to have a look on Jin-Hyung.
"What kind of Fuckery is this?! Jin-Hyung!" I called.

"Yes,Namjoon?"

"H-hyung..."

"You have a boner."

I stated. The rest of the boys behind me, they're
shooked. Their eyes widened and tried their best not to laugh.

"Wait, wha-"

"Jungkook! Come here."

We heard Noona's voice, we instantly hid from the men's restroom. Just the six of us.

"Yah! Look at us, We're changing forms."
Jimin said while pointing at Yoongi-Hyung.

"Yoongi, sleeps more."

"Hey,bitch. I always sleep."
Yoongi-Hyung said while raising his middle finger.

I laughed at them and then pointed at Taehyung.
"Taehyung has his mood swings."
Taehyung cried while pointing at me,
"N-no, I- *sniffles* I'm not! You're body is getting big though!"
He said.
"Guys." Hoseok called.
"Woah,Hoseokie, You're voice... it's manly! And you've got your Adam's apple too!" Jimin exclaimed. "
"And look! I have pimples on my face!" Jimin stated while touching his face.
"Jimin,be careful you might pop it. It might have infections." Jin-Hyung warned him.
Jimin just laughed. "Okay,Hyung. Your boner isn't gone yet. Maybe you have to pump it ou-"

"Yah! Stop that Jimin."

"One of us should go to Y/N's house. I'm not using Noona because I'm older than her." Jin said.
"I'll go to Y/N's house. It's in the attic right?" Yoongi-Hyung said while getting up.

"Okay then! We'll be waiting for you! Goodluck!" Jin-Hyung waved at him.

Yoongi's P.O.V

I arrived at Y/N's house. I entered the passcode and headed inside. I quickly grabbed seven baby formulas. I realized that I'm in my true form. I looked myself at the mirror and said, "Infires men!" I fastened my footsteps as soon as I enter the mall. I saw Y/N picking clothes for Jungkook."Do you like this one or this one?" While Y/N is focusing on Jungkook, I accidentally bumped on her shoulders causing her to fall onto the ground and drop all the items that she carried. I held my hands toward her hands.

"Oh-uh,Sorry miss. My name is-er Agust D. And yours?" I questioned her. And then she refused my hand to help her get up. I think she's cold towards strangers. "Ah,no. It's okay, Mr D. My name is Kim Y/N" She just stared at me. Well the bitches are waiting for me. "Oh,I must keep going Y/N. Nice meeting you!" I said to her while giving her a smile. Hey bitch, that's true, a soft one. And I stared at Jungkook and he looked shooked. I kept walking until I reached the men's restroom. When I reached the door, they're so loud.

Fuck, this bitches are annoying me.

"Here's the baby formulas. Drink it up, Y/N and Jungkook are almost done shopping." I said to them while I took a sip at my bottle.

"Really, Hyung? Did you saw them?"

"Yeah, I bumped into Y/N though. I hope that she didn't recognize me. Or else we will be exposed." I said.

"Then,why the fuck did you bumped into Y/N?! What if we get caught?! You piece of crap-" I interrupted Jin-Hyung's sentences. I know that he would be angry for interrupting his miraculous speech of his but he's going too far.
"Hyung! You're going too far. Control yourself. If you don't I wouldn't be able to control myself." I said. I have a good self control but if someone goes too far,well you know it *raising his middle finger*

(Let's just give Jin a moment of silent please send your deepest prayers and sincerest love for Jin because he wasn't able to control himself for his miraculous speech. I'm going to send some flowers for him. And let us send our deepest condolence- Oh fuck what am I saying? Sorry Jin, You're a true drama king Lollllll)

(5 Minutes later after Jin delivering his beautiful and miraculous speech. *Omg I'm wheezing* P.S. STILL MIN FUCKING YOONGI'S P.O.V.)

"Okay, Sorry for that Yoongi-Ah. I just got a little carried away there heh."

"It's okay. You're a drama king anyways."

"Well, that's true *flips hair* I'm allowing you to have chocolate for 1 week that's a deal."

I just hummed. I don't care. I'm going to get a 12 hour nap straight.

Jung Hoseok's P.O.V

*when Yoongi isn't back yet

"Hyungs, will Yoongi-Hyung succeed?"

"Of course! If he didn't get too lazy and sleepy, I know he will."
Taehyung said to me while smiling.

"Wait where's Jin-Hyung?"
I asked them but no one cared except for Jimin.

"Oh,Jin-Hyung? He's in the toilet."

"What? Oh My Fuck! Did he-?"

"Yeah, He's doing the pumpy thingy."
Jimin responded to me and giving a light chuckle.

"Yah! Jiminie, Don't pretend that you don't do that. When we're grown ups like this,you always do it. We always hear you moan in the bathroom."
I laughed.

Jimin just glared at me.
What did I do wrong? I just told him that. There's nothing wrong. Right lovely readers? Now you know what Jimin does every single time when he's in the bathroom.

Jimin's P.O.V

We're completely kids now and we've thrown our formula at the trash. And now we're planning to get out of here and find Y/N and Jungkook.

With that, We heard a knock from the door. "Hey guys! Are you in there?"

Oh My God. It's Y/N along with Jungkook.

Author's Note!

Hello! Double update today! Thanks for the support! I'll be updating another chapter for some time! That's why I double update today! Saranghaeee!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

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