You say Edward Cullen, I say Percy Jackson
You say red and black, I say green and gray
You say Forks, I say Camp Half-Blood
You say Bellward, I say Percabeth
You say Jacob Black, I say Nico di Angelo
You say Volturi, I say Titans and Giants
You say "Go to Hell", I say "Go rot in Tartarus!"
You say baseball, I say Capture the Flag
You say "My dad's a Vampire, ha!", I say "Yeah, mine's a GOD!"
You say "You are so absurd!", I say "Braccas meas vecimini!" (Eat my pants!)
You say inventor, I say Archimedes, Daedalus, and Leo Valdez
You say "Twilight is better than Percy Jackson", I say "Aurum and Argentum will eat you."
You say childhood, I say Uncle Rick's books
You say depression, I say "Annabeth misses Percy"
You say Aro, I say Gaea
You say forced betrayal, I say Luke Castellean and Selina Beaugard
You say school, I say Wilderness, Goode, and Yancy
You say "I'm going to kill you!", I say "Hades will have your soul!!"
You say life, I say PJO and HoO
