"Rainbow look there's a nice stallion, go talk to him!"
"Twilight if I wanted too I would, but I just want this night to be with my friend ok?"
"Look Rainbow I could wing it all night for you trust me."
"Twilight you're the worst wing-mare ever!" A little jingle started to ring and Twilight took out her phone.
"Hello?"
"Twilight?!?"
"Hey Spike what do you need?"
"I went to Pinkie's and I partied too hard so I need you to bail me out of jail."
"Spike you can't be serious?"
"Twilight please this is my one phone call."
"Fine I'm on my way." *Beep* Twilight looked at Rainbow Dash.
"Sorry Rainbow I need to leave, Spike's in jail."
"Told you... worst wing-mare ever", Rainbow said before drinking the tequila in her shot glass."
"I'm sorry Rainbow we'll get together tomorrow night?"
"Ya sure whatever", Rainbow said. Twilight then got out of her seat and left the bar. Then as the bar door closed a strange stallion with a black fur coat and a neon green mane (which kind of looked like a bonfire) took the seat that Twilight previously sat in.
"Hey beautiful, what's going on?" He asked her.
"Nothing much just about to leave actually." Rainbow responded. The stallion got quite and took a sip of his drink.
"I have a question for you", He asked. "How do you like you eggs in the morning?"
"What?!" Rainbow shouted about to slap him across the face.
"See honey if I were an astronaut I would orbit around... Ur-anus." Rainbow Dash raised her hoof and slapped him leaving a red hoof mark on his face.
"YOU BITCH!" He grabbed Rainbow and dropped her on the floor. He then put the rest of his beer in his mouth just to spit it out on top of the poor Rainbow mare.
*WAM*
The stallion collapsed and Rainbow looked up only to see a shadow of a pony.
"You ok?" The pony who's voice could now indicate that it was a mare said.
"Ya thanks", Rainbow said taking the mares hoof to pull her up. "But I could've taken him on."
"Ya sure", the strange mare said.
"So what's your name?" She asked Rainbow.
"I'm Rainbow Dash", she replied. "What's your name?"
"Me...? Oh ah'm Applejack."
