- "my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain of pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later.
He just came again and when I tried to tell him to fight me again I started coughing and I couldn't breathe and then he just smiled and told he won't fight me because he knows I'd win
Apparently I seduced him with my drool and terrible lungs because he wrote his number on a coffee from the gift shop under 'fight me?' "
- "imagine your OTP"
