I am walking to my sofa, I grab the remote as I sit down. It's my favourite time of day. Dr. Phil is on! I see his sexy face and I get hard.
I grab a chicken by the neck and slit it's throat. I pour the blood all over me. I stick my magnum dong in the lifeless chickens asshole. (I like how tight it is.)
I start trusting my dong faster and faster. Dr.phil, you're words of wisdom. How sexy."Damn Phil, fuccccc." I screamed though my blood filled mouth, as I cum.
Well it's time to make dinner, I think chicken with a side of special sauce😉