Alisa was sad because she had 27 babies in her uterus.
There were the 9 female babies from Stray Kids, and 9 of each gender from each member of Twice.
Alisa's tummy was as big as a big thing.
Alisa cried. "I'm pregnant," she said.
Felix kneeled next to her. "It shall be okay, for thou art thyself."
Alisa got up and pushed him to the ground with her giant uterus. "What the fuck does that have to do with anything?"
Felix shrugged.
Suddenly, a waterfall fell from between Alisa's legs.
Her water broke!"
The babies came flying out like projectiles, and they broke the glass in the practice room.
Suddenly, Jihyo walked in the door and threw JYP out the window that didn't exist in that room.
"BE GONE THOT. YOU'RE NOT A MAIN CHARACTER"
Alisa cried as her babies were in her arms, and Nayeon, being a bunny, was chewing the ambiliacle (I tried) chords off.
She began to think about that concert, how much fun she had.
But she was glad she broke her arm, because now had friends.
Alisa stood up and pulled out a gun. She then shot JYP midair who was still falling out the window.
"I'm the new owner of this company. Twice and Stray Kids are now one group, but sub divisions or whatever shit. And I'm in it. I'm always the center because I'm better than all of you."
"NOONAR," Felix whined. "cool."
Alisa suddenly was wearing a nice stage
Outfit
"Oh shit we have a concert," Stray Kids dashi ran ran ran out the door, and Twixe and Alisa followed.
Time for their first concert UwU
