Optimus:*rubs his face with his hands* Ugh why Micheal Bay?
Me:It's like my favorite movie of all time.
Optimus:I can see why, but why did they kill off Jazz?
Jazz:(0-0)
Me:Uh idk.
Optimus:Roll credits.
Me: I didn't show you credits because we'd be sitting here for five more minutes.
Autobots:True.
Lennox:Did we seriously dissect a scorpions tail? We don't know where that things been!
Epps:Dude really?
Me:Eh, well that tail could have accidentally swiped over camel poop
Lennox:*runs to bathroom and washes hands*
Me: What? What did I say?
Epps:More than you should have?
Autobots:Ooooo.
Me:Ready for the next movie?
Optimus: If I die in this movie I'm going to be a bit mad at you!
Me:Then you'll know where to find me! Millions of miles away on planet Cybertron
Optimus: Also I want to know why my scout did the things he did.
Me: Anddd I'm done. *walks off*
Optimus:Where you going?
Me:To do my business
Jazz: I did not need to know that
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Autobots react to the Micheal Bay movies
General FictionYeah so this is a short story of what it'd be like if the Autobots watched Transformers 1-5. Admit it you wanted this, Enjoy!
