Hagrid sits at home alone, drinking tea when he hears a knock at his door. He opens it and to his surprise, Harry was there, smiling with his amazing, pearly white teeth. Hagrid shakes the dirty thoughts out his mind, remembering what Dumbledore said about his "games." "Wha d'ye wan 'Arry?" "I overheard you and Dumbledore talking about these things you call games, and I know it's none of my business but-" and Hagrid cuts him off with a seductive whispery shhh nice, holds Harry's hand and leads him to his bed. " 'Arry, do you want to find out what my games are?" Harry smiles and says "yeah, thanks Hagrid" Hagrid looks into Harry's sparkly green eyes and feels an erection slowly grow in his pants, he grabs Harry's tiny hand and places it on his dick and then puts his hand on Harry's baby carrot sized penis and begins to fondle with him. "Hagrid what the fuck" says Harry as he gets up and walks out of the shack that Hagrid calls a house. "Fuck this I'm out"
Harry returns to Privet Drive but then gets hit by a bus and Hagrid gets sent to Azkaban and they both get replaced by robots. The end
