Tony: Nice work
Peter P: Thanks dad
The rest of the Avengers: .........
Peter P: Why is everyone staring at me?
Natasha: You just called Tony dad, you said "Thanks dad"
Peter P: What! No I didn't, I said thanks man
Tony: Do you see me as a father figure?
Peter P: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause your always bothering me
Steve: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Peter P: I didn't call him dad!
Tony: No, no, no, Peter, I take it as a compliment
Bucky: It's not a big deal, I called Natasha mom once and she's my fiancé
Peter P: Guys jump on that! Bucky has a psycho relationship issues!
Wanda: Old news, but you calling Tony daddy-
Peter P: Hey! Daddy is not on the table here
Pietro: But you did call him dad dude
Peter P: You, shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you got here
Pietro: Alright, alright I was lying about the Avengers meeting in Alaska, but the dad thing, that happened
Peter P: AHA! I knew it! See this was all a trap to get you to admit it Pietro!
All Avengers except Tony: Pffft yeah right!
Tony: I believe you
Peter P: Thank you—
Tony: Son.... Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch
Peter P: .... I'd like that