yaoi boy x boy AI 32 Datashift

woke af

It's been a while, Things have settled down, and he hadn't heard from the bastard in weeks. Desmond just assumed, maybe, just maybe he could finally relax in his apartment and mAYBE everything might be fine. Maybe. Probably not.
Annnd there was a knock at the door. Of course. Yes, this perfect night, ALONE in his house has been completely ruined by a singular knock at the door. 32 almost has a stroke, he cries internally and shakes his fist at God theoretically and rolls out of the fucking couch like a sofa gremlin and crawls toward the door. Groaning the entire time.

Knock, knock.

Each knock he hears, the stronger his bloodlust becomes.

"WHAT? Its lIKE 3 AM WHAT DO YOU WANT???"

No response.

"....Hello?"

Kno--

32 opens the door, the thing getting stuck on the door chain.

"Geez, Error are you always so rough with everything?" The ink whispers.
"You should really try to keep your voice down, you're being loud anyway."

Desmond's eye twitches.

"Get out."

"So soon? I just came over" He hums, " It's rather rude to keep a guest outside- we both know by now shutting the door won't keep me from coming in."

Well, shit. The temptation to just slam the door in the asshole's face was still rising, but-

And then they were roommates.

Oh fUCK, they were roomateS? Bitch that was illegal and he {himself} wasn't going to stand for this bullshit.

32 had a brief internal stroke.

"Listen Error, I know I'm two months late on rent, but I really need a place to stay. Alright? And as your roommate, I expect you to be able to have the kindness in your heart to allow me to stay."

"A.I.... You dumbass bitch." 32 shoved his body forward a little to get closer to AI. That makes you intimidating right? I think? At least, he tries. But then he rams his face into the door apparently. Holy shit 32 you dumbass bitch. Whee.

Ai snorts at this, " As your roomate, I promise not to share videos of you running into doors. But since you haven't accepted my proposition yet I make no promises for this video"

The camera, in his hand, is still rolling. He needs to make the bills somehow.

"Come on Error, let me be your roommate, and I won't set up any more of these videos"

"Any more of these videos??" 32 snapped. "What the hell? No, you can't live with me!"
AI smirked. "Ah. well if that's how it is, I am technically not your roommate and do not have to abide by the roommate respect contract, which would allow me to post this" he said, holding up his phone, which had of course been filming since he had entered the building.

32 hesitated slightly, but his thoughts were interrupted by the cops were storming up the stairs!
"GET ON THE GROUND! WE SAW YOU START RECORDING!"

A.I. turned quickly. "HURRY THE COPS ARE HERE TO ARREST YOUR LOUD ASS-"

32 just shut the door and locked it, or at least tried to. A.I. had jammed the door with his foot, leaning towards 32. "Look, there are two ways this could go from here. The easy way and the hard way. Either you could let me in and we could make a quick getaway while the cops are busy with the door, or you could keep me out here and get us both thrown in a cell." kept his camera rolling as he looked onward to the cops. "THIS IS BREAKING THE CONSTITUTION I HAVE RIGHTS"

Through the door, the smaller skeleton shouted, "You lost your rights when you started to record me without my consent, dumbass!"

The cops, who was actually the S.W.A.T, started to make a formation at the door- guns aimed. "SWAT OPEN UP, WE KNOW YOU POSTED CRINGE COMPILATIONS"

"What, is that a crime?" Ai rolled his eyes,

"YOU THINK YOU HAVE RIGHTS, YOU DANK MEMER? NO FREE SPEECH."

"You're really going to arrest me? I'm Ink. the multiversally known hero and youtuber!" AI exclaimed incredulously.

The SWAT, frustrated by not being the main characters in this story, start to break the door down. Whelp, looks like their days of not being behind bars were numbered.

"At least if i'm in jail I won't be your roommate" 32 tried to look for the small positives in this situation, not realizing that if they go to jail they would likely still be bunkmates.

"Isn't there a window somewhere around here?" Youtuber Kizuna Ai questioned, even though he already knew that there were, in fact, several and exactly where they were located. 32 squints at the dumb question, because he knew Ai was his NO. 2 stalker, but answered away " uh, yeah? What, you want to jump through the fucking window? We're on the second story!"

"Please" Youtuber ai wrote it off, "we both know you've fallen from much higher distances, even without counting your fall from grace. Lets go sisters. Before we go- If you liked this video remember to comment and subscribe, and don't forget to hit that bell! Every little bit helps. Also if you want to consider supporting me, consider signing up for my patreon, or donating to my ko-fi. I've got plenty of rewards set up for many tiers, so hopefully there's something for everyone. And if you can't donate, that's okay! Just spread this around to all your friends, enemies, family, prison mates, roommates, significant others, deceased relatives- wait" jump cut. "I'll see you around, gamers!"

And then they kiSS, just kidding, this isn't yaoi yet. They still need to escape the SWAT, and as such they head towards the window- the most important window {the one in 32's room that had some tiny plants on the window sill} and opened it. Ai made sure to knock off the tiny plants as he also shoved 32 through the window, before climbing out himself. The SWAT, who were actually very inexperienced with breaking into houses, took a few minutes before they realized that the door had never been locked and that the people they were looking to arrest were no longer there. It was tragic. The SWAT made tea in 32's kitchen instead, since they were unexperienced and all that shite, and just really wanted to have some tea. And then they went home.

Somewhere else, 32 and Ai were taking a walk, heading down the street while searching for a new apartment to live in. They were both homeless now, because obviously you can't go back if the SWAT break in. There was no choice but for the both of them to live together now- or go to jail.

And this was how Youtuber Ai and 36 became roommates. And eventually gay haha just kidding.