I dropped on my island. He was playing on the map "Skychurch". I was on the very right on the string of 3 islands. I grab mu stuff as I hear the people on the islands next to me argue about who Spiyder should go for. "Go for Asum, he's bad!" Blade said.
After I grab my stuff, I start to make my bridge as an arrow whizzes by my face, I duck back, only to get an egg to my face. I look to my right and see blade holding a bow, and Spiyder holding an egg, both completely silent, and staring at me. I yell out "They're both just looking at me with weapons!", and I hear Noah and Clair laughing in the distance, as well Eason screaming as he gets destroyed by some random person.
After a while of them just staring at me with projectiles in there hands, occasionally making small remarks, I say "Ok I'm not dealing with this", and pearl over. After opening the mid-Chest, I pearled over to Blade. "NO WAIT GO AFTER SPIYDER, HE'S ACTUALLY GOOD!" Blade said as we fought. I replied with "I know, that's why I'm fighting you, because I know I can't take him!".
Eventually I get low on health, so I climb up a pillar while I scarf down a golden apple. "OH GET DOWN HERE YOU LITTLE SH*T!!" Blade screamed before shooting me in the heel with a bow. Luckily, by the time I fell, I already healed. I tripped Blade down, and as she was flat on the ground, I jumped down with my sword pointed at her, and finally killed her.
After some laughter from both of us, I get some of her gear, splash a potion of regeneration, and that's when I thought.
"Hey I feel like I'm forgetting about something" was the last thought I had when I suddenly heard the sound of Spiyder coming down the stairs.
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The Misadventure of Asum, Blade, and Spiyder
HumorBased off a short clip of a live-stream by Slash-Party-Pixelators, from Asum's perspective.