(My girlfriend and I have decided to go on a picnic, but before we leave I decide to be romantic and start kissing her.)
Carrie: “Quit it! Let’s go! I’m hungry.”
Carlos: *kiss* “I’m starving!”
Carrie: “Then let’s go eat!”
Carlos: “I’m too hungry for just food.” *kiss*
Carrie: “We’ll bring a lot of food, then.”
Carlos: *kiss kiss* “I want to eat something else.” *devilish grin*
Carrie: “Huh? Like what? A pizza?”
