I was reborn as an god?

Chapter 1 really?

[hello?]

suddenly an old guy is standing right in front of me

I asked were the hell am i?

He replied well i am terribly sorry

I asked why

Well you see I mistake you for another guy that have the same name and

Killed you

...

But don't worry i will give you a second chance

Here the world were there magic but less modern than ur old

World is that ok with you

I said hell yeah i get a second chance and there magic this might

Be very cool

God said hay would you like any thing else

i asked can i have two items from my old world

God said sure what would it be?

Can it be an iphone XR?

[beep]

Ok i added and the last one is?

Its an gun

Sure

[beep]

Welp it time i should reincarnated you

I said sure let go

Next thing i know i open my eyes i was next to an tree

The items was right in my item box so i got my phone out

It had an map of the whole world so I took some stones

And think wait i don't need this than I tried to use magic on some

Stones and moved it with magic and some stick and vines ta da an axe and sword this

Should last me for awhile while i was hunting i saw an girl in an hoodie tried to

Attack an bear but she got pin to the ground so i used magic

[beert]

I slam the bear to a tree and helped the girl up and said are u alright

But before she can answer the bear came running at me

So i took the sword and stab it in the heart

And killed it

[beep]

[Exp 100]

[beep]

{congratulations you lvl up to lvl 3}

I thought she was scared and put down my weapon and

Headed my head she said yes i will

I said nani?

She said i will be your bride

... what do you mean miss i think you must have been confused

She said did you not just asked if you want to marry me

I said what thi-

But you gave me your head

I just realized that i am not on earth so

Marriage is very different from earth

So she said come on let go back to my village

Dear husband.

(Tbc)

Author:this chapter have 2 easter egg but only if you know it ;)
Know what i mean weebs? ;)