CH (CountryHumans) : ToIlEt PaPeR iNcEdEnTtT

Next day

England yawns and goes to his phone
Uno,dos,tres...
"H O L Y-" england whispered.
"Ahhrhfjhffhfhfhfhrh you woke me...oh EU COMMENTED JESUS CHRIST!"America shouted,
"I'm going outside to check."
He goes outside to check if he's there.
While america gets her teleporter and teleports to the Ultimate Country Walmart
EU punched England's face
"OOF!"
"You better not-"
England flees and locks the bedroom door
"LET. ME. IN-"
He shot the door
America used her stalker camera
"Oh god he shooted england."
"Time to fly"America says
She gets her fake wings and flys
"OHHH PERLAAA I KILLED SOMEONE FOR YOU~" EU runs off
Americs flys back to her home and locks all doors

Plot twist -
England did not die.

England : " 👏👌"