Teruhashi's Disastrous attempt at love.

Another transfer

"Did you hear about the new boy?"  This conversation is so dry, I've had to resort to small talk...

"I can't believe we are getting another transfer student..." Did I leave my homework at home? I would check my bag but I can't be bothered. 

"I heard he's SUPER handsome!" I need a boyfriend pleeeeassse god pleeeasse. 

"NAH! I heard he gets super good grades so he's probably just an ugly nerd." Please date me! Can you not tell I'm interested?

Good grief.  It's going to be a noisy day I can tell. 

 At the school entrance

A handsome, no VERY handsome boy walked onto school grounds, a group of cheering and screaming fangirls were being held back by school staff, Matsuzaki-sensei called for back up immediately as their desperation to get to this boy intensified. 

The girls of PK high stopped what they were doing to turn towards the sound of screaming women, and that's when they caught sight of him. This god-like creature. 

Hoshimiya Akemi, the new transfer student. Suddenly his now classmates and peers had the exact same reaction as the fangirls behind him did, and the teachers felt them self drown in despair from the crowd.  Ha, it seems I'm already looking as popular as I was in my last school, and I haven't even done anything. 

Hoshimiya stopped just before the entrance of the building and turned his head over his shoulder, leaving a wink for the girls as he entered the school ready to start the day. "The crowd" went wild and a few girls even fainted shortly after they swore their undying love for such a beautiful man.

In the classroom

Unfortunately for Saiki, Hoshimiya, of course, was placed in his class. 

He gave an overly charming introduction with coy smiles, more winks, and even a few poses which looked not like he was introducing himself to his new classmates but posing to be on the front of a very popular magazine for Idols and sexy men. 

Good grief... This is just ridiculous, how comes everyone is on board with this... including the teacher!

Saiki glanced despairingly at his teacher who had blood coming out her nose as she watched Hoshimiya sit on her desk with a few shirt buttons undone. I look amazing, not that I even need to try this hard, but it's just considerate of me to allow everyone the opportunity to see my full beauty. 

Actually, I would rather just get on with the lesson then spend more time looking at this embarrassing display. I can't decide what's worse, the fact the teacher is creepily into it or the fact that the boys look more impressed then disgusted. How is someone like this already on a popularity score of 92?

Eventually, things settled, Hoshimiya gained an even higher score by saying they should stop to get on with the lesson, as education was very important. 

He's so wise seemed to be collective thought of the entire class, and he continued to prove his intelligence throughout the rest of the week. 

Saiki lost interest very quickly, continuing to try and make himself come across as an average student, he was thankful that it was even easier to appear average next to someone like Hoshimiya. Although his effects on the student population were incredibly inconvenient.