-Unidentified gel in deceivingly small tube does not taste the same as toothpaste. Fact.
-The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something.
-Just had a really good Sandwich.
-I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
-Note to self. Don't 'twerk'.
-Sometimes I see things and think.......'I do have a quite a lot of hair.
-I think I think I think too much.
-Do you think is bad to ask nuns for a picture?
-Get in the shower if it all goes wrong.
-I do love my Ma and Pa.
-There comes a time when a blind man takes your hand and says "Cant you see?"
-whats a 'd' and why do you all seem to want mine.
-I have weirdly large nostrils.
-Scared of the dark and dentist
