The Adventures Of Pandora Nightshade

Chapter 2- The New Puppy

As I mentioned in Part 1, Due to the Mild Swearing and choice of characters, this story's rating is PG-13.

Part 2- How Draco Malfoy Saved Pandora Nightshade from Hufflepuff Bullies.Previously...At the Leaky Cauldron Inn, Harry and Professor Schwarzenegger Stop by to have a breather and A Drink, Knowing Harry was underage, he was not able to drink Firewhiskey or Butterbeer yet.

Then a Singer from the muggle world, who was elected to teach at Hogwarts calls Arnold, saying, "Oi! Arnie, over here!" Calls another of the new teachers of Hogwarts, Professor Axl Rose, and Hogwarts' New Muggle Music Studies Teacher. "Yes, Axl?" Replied Arnold, and Then It hits Axl, Who was with him. "Holy Shit, It's the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter, and it's really him Jake!" Professor Pitts Replied "Holy crap, Axl! He definitely has his Mom's eyes, I have read on that!" Arnold said to them, "So You Know Mr Potter, he's famous for his age, alright, he survived Voldemort, which Harry Says he's an Asshole." They shook Harry's Hand and they offered Arnold a drink. "Butterbeer or Firewhiskey, Arnold? Axl Asked "Try me on Firewhiskey, Puts hair on my chest; hopefully, You Guys drink Butterbeer? Pansy Wizards! Real Men Drink Firewhiskey." "How about you, Mr. Potter? It's a shame you can't drink Butterbeer or Firewhiskey yet, Have Either a Muggle drink on us, Fanta or Coca Cola?" Asked Jake. "I'll have a coca Cola please Professor Pitts. Meant to ask you sir, what do You Teach?" Harry Answers. "I Teach Magic Physical education, health and fitness sort of thing, Mr Potter." Jake answers. "You should have seen a girl in my class earlier, guys, it was a laugh, and the best I had in years...." Arnold said. "Oh really, what happened, oh what's her name, and what house is she in?" Axl Asked. "Her name is Pandora Nightshade Guys, and she is A Slytherin, she is one smart girl too, you should meet her and her friend, Draco Malfoy. These two are a tough team to break." Arnold Replied. "Anyway, Arnold, what did she do to make you laugh?" asked Jake, and Arnold replied, "Well, she quoted me, and of course identified the famous weapon in used in the Terminator, also she gave a funny remark to Ron. And that even gave a slap from him, Asshole, if I say so; I was like laughing hard when she did that, which was the stuff of legends." Harry then quoted kindergarten Cop, saying, "Ron is a whining softie, he lacks discipline!" Arnold Laughs and adds, "Ron is one Red Haired Motherfucker." Axl then adds "He should be on the Highway to hell, sorry, that isn't one of my songs, but still It's a great song." "What a fallen Angel, this is one of my Band's Songs.... Ron Should get fucking detention with those Hufflepuff Assholes!" Jake said. Arnold giggles, and says, "Severus would love the 2 of you guys too; one of those Hufflepuffs called him an emo in the charms corridor, whilst protecting Pandora." "Asides from her MP3 Player, we should allow her to perform at the last day of the end of year examinations." Jake suggests. "Excellent idea, Jake! I would have never thought of that!" Arnold Said, Axl then asks Arnold and Harry, "Um, meant to ask, what brings you here to Diagon Alley?" Arnold replied, "Severus has assigned us to find a dog for one of his best students, those Hufflepuff Assholes in Hogwarts torment her. Severus Has suggested we get her a Samoyed puppy. Dumbledore is deciding to bend the pets rule to allow dogs to Hogwarts." "A Samoyed eh? Those are certified Badass fluffballs, she'll love that!" Axl Said. "Agreed! In addition, Mr. Potter here wishes to get some new robes for her too; I think a musical instrument might help too! What do you think?" Arnold Said, Harry Says "She loves classical strings.... Do you know anyone who will teach her violin maybe, Professor Pitts?" Jake replies, "I have a buddy that can do just that. His name is Jeremy, but he prefers to be called Jinxx. Yo, Jinxx, Buddy! Over Here!" Jinxx comes over, and he says "Yeah, Jake, Buddy? What's up?" Jake says, "You know who this guy with the scar is, do you?" "Oh Fucking Shit! It's Harry Potter!" Jinxx cried, and he sat with the four. "Hi there, can you come with us to Hogwarts?" Harry asked, and Jinxx replied "Yeah sure, I will teach Practical Muggle Music Classes, I am trained classically, what would you like me to do?" "Well, for one, protect one of Severus Snape's top female students from Hufflepuff Assholes for one, and second, give her private evening Violin lessons. She loves anything with violin music in it." Replied Arnold. "Would you like me to buy her a violin, then?" Jinxx asked. Then Harry replied, "Yeah, an acoustic violin works best, and place an Ice silver and Green for her house colours on the body." "Don't forget the house logo, the serpent. So saying that, you know the house she is, if you do not forget it!" Arnold said. "Oh, Let Me guess, a Slytherin, am I right?" "Yes, you are, Professor Ferguson, well remembered!" Harry replied and Arnold's face lit up, and he replied, "Well Identified, you will make a brilliant professor at Hogwarts, that's for sure." Then a woman with a stern face, as stern And Minerva McGonagall approached the table, and asked "Might I add what I know about Arithmancy, I will be teaching in place of Professor Vector who only retired 3 weeks ago. That retired teacher, she is the weakest link, goodbye!" Harry, Axl and Arnold Laugh hard, but the others did not flinch at all.After the escapade in the Leaky Cauldron, it was time to head into the Magical Menagerie. "Good Morning, welcome to the Magical Menagerie, for all your animal and pet needs! My Name is Ewan McGregor, What can I dae for ye?" "It's what can I DO For YOU?" Not that little bit of accent." Arnold said. "Wait Professor, The Shopkeeper is Scottish." "What the Fuck!" Arnold Said. "Now wait just a goddamn minute! We Americans love the Scots, that's fucking disrespectful, Arnold!" Jinxx retorted. Jake said, "Now, Arnold, if you are going to do that to Ewan, I suggest that I ask for the Breed of dog you are after, alright!" "Fuck, Fine, you do it then!" Arnold said Pissed off. Ewan look at Jake and Asked in a scotch Twang, "Aye, What dae ye need, mate?" "I am looking for a puppy for a student in Hogwarts; do you have by any chance any male Samoyed puppies for sale?" Jake Asks. "Aye, We dae, just come away through!" Ewan Replied. Therefore, Jake and Arnold come into the puppy room, "Aww, They are so cute.... Axl you are right, they are certified Badass Fluffballs. Too cute!" Harry said, then a white male puppy plodded up to Harry and Snuggled into him. "He Likes Ye, Mr. Potter, he must ken who ye are, Pick him up, he likes you." Ewan Said. Harry Translates for Arnie, "He said that the puppy likes me, he must know who I am so he likes me." "Oh, Right, Potter thanks" Arnold Said. "If it is for a friend, I will offer half price for him, 50 galleons, please!" "It's a deal, Mr McGregor, oh, speak proper American or British English please you ass." Arnold said as he paid for the puppy and essentials pack for him. Before they left the menagerie, Axl Ended up slapping Arnold in the face for that remark. "Don't forget Scotland pioneered medicine, TV and the Telephone, you should be a little more grateful, Arnold!" Jinxx said. Mr McGregor said, "Aye, It is true, we scots invented the first painless operation procedures, Penicillin, TV, Telephone and Irn bru you Austrian dolt!" "I'm insulted, Mr McGregor. I am out of here, but Ah'll be Back to shove my fist down your fuckin' Spine!" Arnold retorted. "I Hope you are ready to kill me because I am going to kick your ass!" Ewan Quoted Arnold and Arnold replied, "I eat green berets for Breakfast, Mr McGregor, and right Now I'm Very Hungry" Arnold recited from Commando, and Harry then said, "Wow. Call that Disrespectful, come on pup, we are going to get you back to Hogwarts, soon." The puppy who was on the lead is now been named "Obi-Wan" after Pandora's second favourite Star Wars Character. Harry chose his name and put it on the Adoption papers. Part 2- Back at Hogwarts. After all of the lessons were done for the day, Pandora and Draco went back to their dormitory, and of course, Pandora had borrowed from the Library, the book, Most Potente Potions, with Snape's Request to Madame Irma Pince, as she chosen Amortentia to study. Therefore, Pandora gets on with her 3-roll essay on Amortentia. Here is an excerpt from the essay from what Amortentia means."The word Amortentia comes from Latin, from Amore meaning "To Love" and the "Tentius Meaning "To Be Held" so the full Meaning of the Word, Amortentia means "To Be Held In Love" Therefore, Amortentia smells differently to one person, on what Attracts them."Draco then points out that Snape was behind her, checking on her, and Snape says "Good job, you are a stickler for detail like me, Pandora. Arnold was proud of you today. You will therefore be rewarded. Draco, keep up the good work on the protection." "Yes, Sir, Professor, I will do" Draco Replied. Astoria hears Barking, and asked "Um, who has a dog here? Aren't they not allowed here?" "Yeah we know they are not, But I just been back from the Ministry. And this is a special case, they've allowed us to start bringing dogs to Hogwarts, so, so yes, you've heard a young puppy barking" Dumbledore replied."Oh, Arnold and Mr Potter Are back already, with something for you, Ms. Nightshade, along with some new teaching Faculty as well." Professor Dumbledore Says to Pandora. "Ok, Sir. Thank you." Pandora says to Albus.In addition, Dumbledore went to meet the new Teaching faculty, Axl Rose, Jinxx, Jake Pitts and Anne Robinson. Then he spoke to them "Thank you for accompanying Mr Potter and Professor Schwarzenegger to start the noble surprise." "Not a problem, Albus sir, we had to keep Arnold in check all the time. He insulted the shopkeeper in the Magical Menagerie because of his accent." Axl Replied. "He does speak a different but deep Accent, he is Austrian, but still, he tries his hardest to understand the Scottish Accent, but still he fails." Albus Replied. Arnold asked Harry, "Could you re-join your classmates, while I speak to the staff, Harry? And Mr. Malfoy?" "Yes, Sir." Harry Replies, And Draco Says to Arnold, "Yes sir?" Arnold asked "Is Miss Nightshade in the Library? If so, Sneak into the Common room and ask Pansy to place little Obi-Wan on her bed for you, as boys aren't allowed in the Girls Dorms?" "Sure. Pandora is in the Library still, acing her homework assignments all the teachers have set, and she won't be back in the common room til after 7pm, as she goes to bed at 8pm after a cocoa." So off Draco goes, and Sure enough, Pansy stops him in front of the girls' bedroom, and she asked, "What is that fluffy thing in your arms?" "It's a Samoyed Puppy, for Pandora. This was All Professor Schwarzenegger's Idea. Oh and Harry's too, he got her some new robes to wear on Hogsmeade Visits and exams, and one of the new teachers gave her a violin with our house colours and symbol on it too. We have named him after a Star Wars Character too, which was my Idea, We called him Obi-Wan. He's so fluffy and adorable." Draco replied. "Allow me to place the little guy on her bed and give him his first feed. You are right, he is so fluffy! Hello little guy!" Pansy replied. The puppy licks her, as he was friendly with everyone except the blood traitors who bully his new mistress. "Aw, Obi-Wan! I love you too!" Pansy says as she fed him, after he ate he falls asleep, she casts, Magical bark spell and protective enchantments on him too, and magical guard spell. These spells protect the dog and mistress or master. The magical bark spell amplifies the barks to enemies, and protects the Dog Owner from being hurt or bullied.At 7pm, Pandora finishes half her homework, and her brain was fried, she completed six rolls of parchment on Amortentia, and completed her other homework from professor sprout and Flitwick. Draco was in the great hall, and he saw her, she came in tired so he gave her cocoa, bang on 7:30, and she drinks it, and then he took her to the common room. "Pandora, while you were working on your schoolwork, I was thinking asides us, you should have a loyal, faithful companion animal, you know?" Draco said to her and Pandora then replied, "I know what you mean. Uh, can I hear snuffling in the girls' dorm?" "Pansy, bring out the little one, Um, Pandora, Dumbledore has went to the ministry and asked them, for to let any student take a dog to Hogwarts, for your cause, so now the motion has passed, you are the first Slytherin to have a purebred dog in the dorm. Pandora, I want you to Meet Obi-Wan. He is a beautiful white Samoyed. The breed was Professor Snape's Idea, The dog's Name was mine, The dress robes over there, are Harry's gifted idea, and Professor Ferguson gave you a violin bearing our house logo and colours." Draco said, Pansy passed the puppy to Pandora, and Obi-Wan licked Pandora. "Aw, He loves you! He is all yours!" Draco says. "He's so sweet, thanks to all of you, I feel so much better now!" Pandora says and Draco says, "Pansy has bewitched him so he protects you as well, and he's to be allowed to come to class with you now. His protective Amplified bark will alert us if you get hurt." "Thank You, Draco." Pandora says with a much more confident sincere smile. "Those blood traitors won't know what hit 'em!" Pansy says, and Draco says "Obi-Wan, Guide her to bed, and lay with her." Obi-Wan barks and obeys. "Good night Pandora, see you in the morning." Vincent whispers, and pets Obi-Wan gently, as does Gregory. Draco checks the first lesson of tomorrow, and notices she had Muggle Studies, and then he asks the Hogwarts House elves to wash and dry and press Pandora's Slytherin uniform for the next day of lessons. Second lesson he checked was Double Potions.Professor McGonagall was very impressed with the change of pet laws for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. In addition, she was willing to agree with a Samoyed puppy following a Slytherin student around for her protection. She saw a polished Pandora and a very smoothly Brushed Obi-Wan Approach, and she says, "Good Morning Ms. Nightshade, I just wrote to Lucius and Perseus that you now have a dog, and they've agreed to let you keep a dog at Hogwarts and bring him home. Therefore, this is Obi-Wan. He is so cute! Can I Give him love?" said Professor McGonagall, and Pandora replied, "Of Course you can, he is protective of me, and very friendly to all teachers and students except the Bullies of Hufflepuff house." Minerva gives Obi-Wan love, and she said, "Here's Mr. Malfoy to escort you to Muggle studies." Draco approaches Pandora, and gives Obi-Wan a breakfast treat, and gives him love. "Good Morning, Professor. Morning Pandora. Ready for Muggle Studies?" Draco asked, "Yes I am, Those Hufflepufferfish bullies won't know what hit them!" Pandora replies. Draco laughed and then the three of them made their way Muggle Studies, where Arnold was waiting for them.In Chapter 3- Muggle Studies and The First Muggle Music Studies Class