i chose the words
a vacation is when you take a trip to some slutty place with your voluptuous family. usually you go to some place near a jonathan or up on a bartender. a good vacation is one where you can ride cocks or play monopoly or go hunting for motherfuckers. i like to spend my time multiplying or laying. when parents go on vacation, they spend their time eating three families a day. fathers play golf and mothers sit around smoking. last summer my little brother fell into a pregnancy and got crippling ptsd all over his uterus. my family is going up the ass and i will practice stretching. parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very sweaty and because they have to work 17 hours everyday all year making enough to pay for the vacation.
yo this was back in october of 2018
also my family's going to disney world at the beginning of june 😎
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me and my friends mad libs bc no one can stop me
Poetrydid you read the title? cover is a text conversation between me and another friend not the one in the title
