This Damn Ass Bitch Elmo

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by TisIJohnAdams

by TisIJohnAdams

It was a normal *insert day here*like any other. Girl 1 was sad, she had nor friends. All she had to was her toys. But there was one toy, one toy that ALWAYS SEEMED TO PISS HER OFF.

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FUCKING ELMO ALWAYS STOLE HER STUFF. On this fateful day Elmo decided to steel her bestest "friend", internet!!11! How was Girl 1 going to play rObLoX now or where would she browse rEdDit on!!?//?//

"Chop Chop bitch" Elmo whispered as he cut off the internet wires (I know how thing work, BECAUSE I AM HIGHLY INTELLIGENT DON'T @ ME ON THIS h8ufaskrho)

The next day Girl 1 was ready to play minecraft (because ,minecraft good and fortnite bad). Jk she was playing roblox YOU JUST WALKED THE PRANK. But WHAT'S THIS THE INTERNET WASN"T WORKING. Girl 1 knew who it was THAT DAMN ASS BITCH ELMO

Girl 1 went to get the pole her dad beats her with (and her mom dances on if you know what I mean) to beat elmo. That damn ass bitch elmo deserved to die. Then she beat him like teens beat their meet at 3 am. Fast and hard.

(you guys wtf am I doing w/my life, It's 9:36 pm and I have a test tomorrow and instead of studiying, I'm writing vine fanfition and I'm not gonna spell check because fuck you (jk I'm sorry) like I have no hobbies or anything and all I do is scroll through reddit and look for dumb ass things on the internet) (Once urban dictionarry told me that gender was like 9/11