⍒⍒нow ɴoт тo dιe α vιrɢιɴ 101⍒⍒

Prayer Introduction

''Fuck!''

I was running late to my first day on my new job. I had woken up late due to a hangover.

'Out of all the other days to have a hangover, why today?!'

I burst through the glass doors of T.A.P.S. company, it's shiny and clean as always. I check the clock-8:00 a.m.

''Yes!'' I jump up and down, I wasn't as late as I though.

''𝕄𝕤. ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕝.'' I turn around and see my boss, God.

My smile quickly faded and all my hopes and dreams died.

''Y-yes sir?'' I answer polity back.

''𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖, 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦. ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖, 𝕨𝕖'𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖.''

I nod quickly and scramble inside God's office, once I'm inside God closes his office door.

'They weren't lying when he was the big man upstairs.'

God's office was huge but he was also, tallness wise. I take a seat in front of his desk and wait in silence. The only thing you could hear in the office was air ventilation and God lightly tapping his shoes on the floor from time to time.

The silence was killing me. I glance at God, his hair was a wavy chocolate tied up in a tight ponytail, he was wearing a white suit with a wine red tie, his eyes were golden yellow, and his beard looked soft.

'How does he look fabulous without even trying?' I wondered.

A knock at the door is enough to break the silence. God got up and opened the door to reveal a woman in her mid-20's.

"𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕄𝕣𝕤. ℍ𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣!" God said with a hint of hate in his voice.

'Weird' I thought.

"Good morning God, I see you've gotten taller since I've last seen you."

"ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕕."

"Too bad you're height doesn't assist you in other areas."

Me and God gasp, did she really just say that?

"𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥, 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕒 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕦𝕡." God growls lowly.

Mrs. Hester pushes her glasses up and sits down next to me. She gives me a watchful glance then retreats her eyes to her phone.

Great-work drama! I sigh and read on my phone. After a while, the rest of the recruits have arrived.

Oh my gosh! I can't believe I actually got this job! I'm so excited!!! 

Ocean Eyes here! I hope you enjoyed the introduction to my new book. Be sure to keep up to date with the story if you liked it 😄.