XIV. The Partially AFK
While you're working your butt off trying to secure victory for your team, these guys are munching on chips and cutting their nails and glancing at the screen every so often. These people don't really care and just play Dota because they have nothing else to do. You'll notice them sitting in the fountain for around 10 minutes while they go take a dump. Luckily these people are a dying breed since Banlists and ivory poaching is making them extinct.
Strategy: -
Preferred Heroes: Any
XV. The Know-nothing Know-it-all
"STFU NOOB. I know what I'm doing. Dagon on Juggernaught is the way to go."
Ok so they managed to own a noob using their lame build and from then on they stuck to it. No matter what you do, they'll still stick to their original decision and get their Agannim's Sceptre for Phantom Assassin or Eul's for Naix.
Strategy: Tell them that getting the Dagon for Juggernaught was a nice idea and also tell them they should get a Mystic Staff so they can spam Dagon.
Preferred Heroes: Any
XVI. The Donald Trump
"Lol I killed you dude." "BANNED!"
These guys have one rule that they follow: "Anyone piss you off, then omgz0r BANNED!!!!!!"
Why? Because Donald Trump plays Dota and there's no such thing as a FiredList. (Rosie_ODonnell has been banned for verbal abuse).
Strategy: Creating Bnet accounts > Banlist.
Preferred Heroes: Any
XVII. The Unaware
So you just got ganked by 2 enemy heroes while your ally is beside you creeping. They still don't know what happened. These players will frustrate you to no end. Their slow reflexes mixed with their lack of sight makes them a major liability.
Strategy: Blinks and stuns. They won't know what's going on.
Preferred Heroes: Any
XVIII. The Backdoor Bandit
Unlike normal Dota players, these guys are sneaky as hell. They'll wait for everyone on the enemy team to pick heroes before they pick so that they can choose a hero that counters all of them. While you guys are ganking, he'll sneak up on your towers and rax and own them with no resistance. You'll barely see him all game but by the time you do he's amassed a vast fortune, hasn't died at all and has owned the majority of your rax.
The fact is that these people are cowards. Cowards that are highly intelligent! (OMG NO!). And that mix by itself is dangerous.
