I'm still Alive! (Jeri the Xeno x MGE)

Chapter 1: Where am I?

Jeri POV

*Systems rebooting*

"Aauuuuugh. My head? Wait, didn't my systems shut down? Ah fuck it. Where are some cigars?"

I notice the docs old corpse, he rotted away to bones now. Jeez, how long have we been floating around. In space. I shrug and shove my hands into his pockets, and to my utmost joy, I find a really big pack of cigars, and brand new. Glad I killed him, now these cigars are mine. I search his pockets again, finding a lighter. I smile, but it's then I notice something. My arms seem shorter, and I'm about the docs height. Well fuck, I'm more human now.

(Imagine he has some robotic parts, like some wires)

I sigh,

"Well, I have some cigars, and theses pant fortunately have pockets."

I open the box and pull out a cigar. I put it in my mouth, and ignite it with the lighter. I puff, letting a small cloud of smoke blow away the acrid smoke virus.

"Now what to do with the pod and the body? Oh look, a conveniently placed cliff!"

I push the pod over the edge and watch as it splashed down and sinks into the ocean. I smile and dust off my hands. I notice I still have my rifle, so I pick it up and notice it's at full power.

"Huh. Guess doc made these solar powered. Neat."

I strap it into my back. I soon hear his sing behind me. And what I see make swear loudly.

More of "my" kind. I gulp and take a slow step backwards. They hiss angrily at me. Why is a Queen here?

"Fuck. They remember me. Running now! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

I start to full on sprint, running like I have never run before. They begin to chase after me, shrieking and hissing.

"Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"

I jump onto one of the tree branches and start to parkour my way through the forest. The drones do so as well, while the queen just charges, knocking small trees over. I slice one of the tree branches behind me, making it unstable. I soon hear a snap and a shriek, and quickly glance back to see one of the drones fell. I smile, before jumping to another branch. But soon I see something in the corner of my eye. Something is fired at me, and it wraps around my arms and legs.

"What the fuck?!"

I face plant, quite painfully into the ground. I hiss and writhe. Soon, Queeny and her lackeys appear, along with some new people.

"So we finally caught you, false one."

"Oh you can talk? Fan fucking tastic! Now I have to deal with talking psycho alien bitches!"

Something hits me in the back of the head.

"Silent that vulgar mouth of yours!"

"Never! Fuck! Fuck! Fuckity fuckity doo!"

Something hits me harder, and I pass out.