Why do we bring lunch boxes to school? Well let's see here...
1.) The food is poison.
2.) The food is poison.
3.) Did I mention the food was poison?
We all know cafeteria tastes like cow manure. (Don't ask me how I know this.) But we also know it saves us WAY more money. It should not cost us ten dollars for a fajiggling piece of toast. Just no. Not when you can go to McDonald's (There are at least one McDonald's in every five mile radius) and order a Big Mac for a dollar. They are life.
Other reasons may include:
1.) Lunch Lady's
2.) Lunch Lady's
3.) Have I said Lunch Lady's?
Don't get me wrong, your mother might be a lunch lady, but let's face it. They were placed on this earth to make school a living hell. Nobody wants to find that one long black strand of hair in their spaghetti. No one wants to see their yellowing chipped teeth baring down at the ungrateful students. Just stop.
But let's get this one thing straight. Why do we do this? I have no idea. Let me tell you a story...
One day, while I was at lunch, I asked the lunch lady for marinara sauce with my cheese sticks. (I mean, seriously, who likes dry cheese sticks?) The lady literally whispered "Ungrateful children." And PLOPPED THE SAUCE onto my place. WHY ARE YOU SPLATTERING IT ON MY SALAD AND FRUIT YOU OLD HAG?!
Phew. I was about to get a little crazy. Just a smidge. But anyways, just take a few breaths and walk away. Be the bigger person. Don't let them get to you.
And don't let them spit in your food. ;)
