- Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
- Superglue coins to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
- End the paper with “This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds”.
- Ttyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee…
- When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for Chocolate Cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.
- Ask to introduce your “invisible friend” in the empty seat behind you and ask for one extra copy of each handout.
- Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
- Wear a cape with a big “S” on it. Inform classmates that the “S” stands for “stud”.
- At the end of class, shake everyone’s hand and say, “It was nice seeing you at class today”.
- While taking notes, repeat whatever the teacher says as you write it down.
- Make eye contact with each classmate.
- Learn morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Beeeep Bip….”.
- Speak only in a “Robot” voice.
- Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
- Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think”.
- Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a “real hoot”.
- Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way”.
- Drum on every available surface.
- Set alarms for random times.
- Honk and wave to strangers.
- Only type in uppercase.
- Pay for your dinner with coins.
- Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
- Write “X-BURIED TREASURE” in random spots on all of someone’s roadmaps.
- Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of the day.
- Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your “imaginary friend”.
- Make appointments for the 31st of September.
- Pay tolls with $1000 bills.
- Before exiting the elevator, press all the buttons.
- Knock and ask “How is it going?” to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
- Chew other people’s pencil.
- Shake with your left hand.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?”, “What?”, “Never mind, it’s gone now”.
- Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
- When in a conversation, look out the window, then say, “Wait, start over. I wasn’t paying attention”.
- When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
- Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
- Take photos of people walking down the streets and then run away.
- When IM-ying, spell everything incorrectly.
- Move people’s bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren’t looking.
- Tell people their fly is down when they’re wearing sweat pants.
- Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
- Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
- While going down in an elevator scream, “AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!” for no apparent reason.
- When talking to someone, tilt your head to the side.
