Jin: Hello? Y/n?~ my stepsis?
You: uhh yes?
Jin: have you seen my mario and my PINK dress?
You: uhhhh...yeah. They are in the kitchen
Jin: Why did they even get there?
You: i saw you at midnight,maybe your sleepwalking cause you mumbled something inherit words and yeah. You left mario there
Jin: gosh...my brain
/Forgots on his dress/
Jhope: YEyyyyyyyyEu~ i have a new sister
You: ehehe, new stepsis
Jhope: that is how i was gonna say
Jimin: your my stepsister
You: uhm yeah?
Jimin: and my new peasant
You: h-huh?
Jimin: not just to serve me but also to pleasure me
You: you got to be kidding me
Jimin: your my peasant right? So do what i say...go to bed
Yoongi: Hey!
You: uhh yes?
Yoongi: your gonna live here?
You: /grins/ YES! FROM NOW on!
Yoongi:/smirk/ looks like your excited to have swaegs~/gives you chains/
You: wha-
Yoongi: everyone who'll live in this house should have swaegs. na uh...so wear it, and also take care of it..its 3 dollars
Jungkook: /rings doorbell/ i promise to myself i wont have any feelings towards my new stepsis. I promise this to myself, i p-
You:/opens the door/ hi oppa~ /smiles cutely/
Jungkook:/stops breathing/ fuck Will you MARRY ME! I mean hi~
Taehyung: im older than you
You: uhh yes?
Taehyung: you'll do whatever i say
You:/gulps/ okay
Taehyung: get in the bedroom
You: what?
Taehyung: you heard me right?
Namjoon: get in my room
You: what?!/choked/
Namjoon: what? I will gonna build a pillow fort for you dongsaeng~
