iMessage
Hoe:
Yo dude
Moo:
What?
Hoe:
Happy three year anniversary
Moo:
Why thank you
Hoe:
You and Derek are really cute together
Moo:
Ok this is getting very weird hoe
Hoe:
What can I not just tell you how
good you and your boyfriend look
together?
Moo:
No that's just very weird you know
I'm not used to that stuff since you know
me and Derek had a private relationship
since before today
Hoe:
I'm sorry you had to tell
the whole world
Moo:
It's ok it was either that or let people
think me and Jensen are dating...
ewww
Hoe:
Yes very ewww
Also?
Moo:
What is it?
Hoe:
Our whole universe was
in a hot and dense state
Moo:
Then nearly 14 million
years ago expansion started,
Wait
Hoe:
The earth began to cool
the autotrophs began to
drool
Moo:
Neanderthals developed tools
We built the wall
Hoe:
We built the pyramids
Moo:
Math, science, history,
unraveling the mysteries
Hoe:
That all started with
the Big Bang!
Moo:
Hey!
Stop distracting me
with my favorite show!!!
Hoe:
I am not doing anything
of the sorts
Moo:
Oh yeah... remember that one time
when you watched my fish for a week
and you sung that song just to tell me
afterwards that yoU KILLED MY FISH
Hoe:
That was one time🙄
Moo:
No more like 7 TIMES!!!
YOU KILLED MY FISH 7 TIMES!
Hoe:
Fine! I'm a horrible babysitter
there you happy?
Anyways umm I sort of umm...
Moo:
sPILL IT!
Hoe:
Well I sort of made a joke
and basically told Jensen that you
liked him so now he thinks your in
love with him
Moo:
Tyler Lee Hoechlin if
we weren't best friends I
would throw you off the edge
of a cliff but I think I'll just
pummel you instead :)
I'll give you an hour to run
YOU ARE READING
Social media - Jensen Ackles
FanfictionThe life of a star on social media. Follow Morgan Reed in her online life as she becomes apart of the SPN family(this is set in season 6 of tvd and season 11 of SPN)
