Noblesse one-shots and drabbles

M-21/Tao/Takeo

Here's a little fluff for my three favorite bois uwu

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"Come on, just come out now."

"No way!"

"It will be over in just a snap, I promise."

"I really, really have the strong urge to slap the shit out of you guys."

"Noooo, you can't be like that! You lost the bet, isn't that right?

"Takeo, don't just tell me that you'll let this mad man actually get what he wants. You guys have got to be kidding me!"

"Fine, Tao just calm down a bit. But still M-21, you're eventually gonna have to come out of the closet."

"You guys are the absolute worst," M-21 huffed. "Okay, I'm getting out now."

Just as he opened the closet door, he was greeted with a flash and a click of the camera. He shielded his face in retaliation, but the deed was already done. Tao giggled as he went to check how the picture turned out.

"DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW TAO!" M-21 yelled and took a leap towards Tao, but Takeo caught him in the middle of the air and pinned him to the ground (not so gracefully). M-21 groaned as his head hit the ground with a thud. In his normal form, he was a lot weaker than Takeo was.

"I swear to god I will change into my actual werewolf form and beat the shit out of you if you don't let go of me right now," M-21 threatened. Takeo ignored him as Tao ran up to them. It wasn't like M-21 was actually gonna transform, anyways. It was forbidden in the house and Frankenstein would definitely kill him if he did.

"Look how good the picture came out!" Tao exclaimed.

"It looks pretty cute actually" Takeo smirked as he took the camera from Tao. In the photo, M-21 stood with the state of shock on his face with one hand holding the closet door knob and the other moving up to cover his face. On his head rested a pair of fluffy gray wolf ears, while he wore a gray collar on his neck. Other than that, he had an oversized gray Tshirt and a pair of jeans on. A pink blush was etched onto his face, making him look like a totally innocent man. The picture drastically contrasted with the behavior of M-21 right now, who was struggling on the ground and muttering profanities.

"I'll kill you," M-21 mumbled with his left cheek squashed to the floor. He swore that once he got free of Takeo's grasp, he would smash that camera to bits. But that was only if he could escape, which was proving to be pretty difficult.

"Mhm, sure you will," Takeo thought that there was no need to think of M-21 as a threat at the moment. "Tao, you should just take a photo of him right now!"

"Sure, I'll go for it!" Tao squatted down to M-21, who was still struggling on the ground. He bared his teeth at Tao as the camera flashed once again.

"Aww, his fangs are out!" Tao cooed as he examined the photograph. "He's adorable!"

M-21 really had enough of the two modified humans poking around at him. However, the hold that Takeo had him in was proving to be really hard to get out of. He racked through his brain to find a possible way to escape from this uncomfortable situation.

M-21 ceased struggling and relaxed. "Hey Takeo," he drawled, "can't you let go of me? You're hurting my arms and face a lot, as you can see." M-21 tilted his head up to face him. "You wouldn't hurt your boyfriend, would you?"

Takeo smirked and looked down at M-21. "Oh yeah?" he cocked, "Come on, M, who are you trying to fool? You literally can put up with being half killed from all of the past fights you've faced, give me a break."

Realizing that his so called 'plan' failed, M-21 snarled. "Are you serious? Just fucking let me go already!" He resumed struggling in frustration.

"Takeo," Tao said with a grin, "we should probably let him go now, he's pretty upset right now."

"Ah yes, there's no need to make him suffer now when he's gonna suffer later." Takeo released his grip on M-21. Immediately, M-21 jumped up from the floor and backed up from the crazy duo. He massaged his sore shoulders and glared.

"I don't know what you two are going on about, but whatever it is, I don't care. I'm taking these darn things off right now." He reached for the headband to take it off, while Takeo and Tao watched him apprehensively.

It wouldn't budge.

M-21 tried to yank it off again. Wherever he tugged the headband, his own head seemed to follow. It was like it was impossible to take it off! A fit of laughter erupted from Tao and Takeo grinned.

"It works on him!" Tao exclaimed gleefully. "Oh man, I am so proud of this!"

"What did you do to me!?" M-21 growled while struggling to simultaneously take off the embarrassing accessories.

"Tao installed a device into your headband and collar that is programmed to stay on you for a given amount of time," Takeo replied with a smirk. "I, for one, have no idea how it works, but it sure does work."

M-21 tried to grasp onto something on the accessories, anything that could shut down whatever stupid device that was making it stay on him. Tao chuckled at his futile attempts.

"There's no use in trying, M, I made sure that it couldn't be taken off without the key control."

"And where exactly is this key control?"

"We can't tell you, or you'll look for it," Takeo stated. "It's not so bad, all you gotta do is keep on the outfit."

M-21 huffed in annoyance. "Well then, how long do I have to keep this damn thing on?"

"Oh, I just set it for one hour-"

"GODDAMMIT A FUCKING HOUR? I'LL KILL YOU TAO!"

And there they were again, back at square one.

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*at the dinner table*

Frankenstein : Where's the werewolf?

Tao: He said he wasn't feeling well.

Frankenstein: Does he need me to check on him? The kids won't be here today so I can do it now if he wants.

Takeo: Nah, it's probably just a minor cold or something. We'll bring him food up.

Frankenstein: Ah, okay. Seira is finishing up the food. Let's dig in soon!

Raizel: sipping tea*

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Frankenstein: Ah, Seira, thank you for cooking all this delicious food. I'm certainly proud to have someone like you in the household.

Seira: blushing*

Rael: glaring at Frankenstein*

Takeo: (to Tao) An hour has passed. Do you think M will notice he would be able to take it off?

Tao: Lol even if he did notice, he wouldn't be able to do anything. I added another 30 minutes.

Takeo: Tao... you sneaky bastard.

Tao: Heh, that's how I role

Regis: (Aloud) Wait, do you guys sense that? There's this source of power growing somewhere in the house. I think-

(A loud yell is heard upstairs. It is M-21, who has shifted into his werewolf form in frustration.)

M-21: DAMN THIS STUPID THING! ARGHHHH!

Frankenstein: Wha... What is that bastard doing? I thought I forbid shifting in this household! (stomping angrily towards the stairs to M-21's room)

(silence)

Takeo: (to Tao)...Should-Should I stop Frankenstein?

Tao: *sweating*