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It was Halloween. Two of them decided to dress as Sesame Street characters while the third one didn't know what Sesame Street was and went as Kermit the Frog.
Danny was Cookie Monster, Guili was Elmo. Their costumes actually matched, were as Alex decided to be a dumbass as usual and not look deeper into costume planning. It was almost perfect.
"Can we go home? You're starting to turn me on in that," Danny whispered to Alex, hoping Guili wouldn't hear.
"I'm Kermit the Frog, you fucking weirdo," Alex replied softly, imitating Kermit. "Besides, I think she's having a good time.
"Well I'm not. My dick hurts!"
"We'll be home soon enough, dear."
"What the hell are you two talking so quietly about?" Guili asked impatiently.
"Nothing," Danny excused.
"He wants to fuck," Alex interrupted cooly.
Guili blushed from embarrassment. "You guys are so fucking weird. You're dressed up as childrens' characters!" she exclaimed.
"Yeah? And so are you," Alex argued.
"Woah, woah, woah. Don't drag me into this." Guili started to back away from the other two, throwing her hands up defensively. "Look, you two can go home and do whatever freaky stuff you want, but I wanna stay out for a bit."
"Hey, we won't let you stay out here alone!" Danny insisted.
"Why not?"
"It's not safe! There's a lot of alligators in Florida."
"What??? Do you think I'll just get murdered by alligators?" Guili protested.
"Yeah! I mean, what else would happen?" Alex joined in.
"Fine! Well if I'm supposedly getting murdered by alligators, then why wouldn't we all?"
"You're right, and we should go home because of that," Alex winked at Danny, who started to blush. It was sudden that he had a change in mind to leave.
"You guys are so difficult."
They all headed to Alex's home.
Upon arriving, Alex explained to Guili that she should order takeout and watch TV for a bit. After quickly doing this, he dragged Danny into the bedroom.
Immediately, Danny started to take off his costume.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" Alex asked.
"G-Getting ready?" Danny stammered.
"Not yet, you're not. Plus, you know that's my job," Alex informed him.
"Right. Uhm, sorry, Sir," Danny looked at the floor awkwardly as his faced turned bright red again.
The not-so-lanky Brit grabbed Danny's wrist and pushed him onto the bed. Alex clambered onto the bed on top of Danny and straddled him. He put Danny's arms up by the headboard and told him to keep them there "or else."
"You know," Alex taunted, "It's very naughty of you to be so open about yoir desires in public."
Danny blushed. "I-I'm sorry!"
Alex took his right hand and slapped Danny across the face.
"You know what that means, right?" He asked deeply. Danny nodded in reply. Another slap to his face.
"I asked you a question," Alex demanded an answer.
"Y-yes, I know what that m-means."
Alex sat up and took his hands off of Danny. He got off of the bed and raced into the kitchen, hoping to avoid Guili.
