Supernatural Zodiacs

Dean Quotes

Aries: "I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."

Taurus: "Oh Im not carrying that. It could go off! Ill man the flashlight."

Gemini: "Last time you zapped me someplace,i didn't poop for a week."

Cancer: "Zombie- ghost orgy, huh? Well, thats it. Im touching everybody."

Leo: "You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja turtle?"

Virgo: "MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some porn site?"

Libra: "Oh yeah, life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks."

Scorpio: "I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot."

Sagittarius: "Dude, can you be more gay? Don't answer that."

Capricorn: "Sammy, wherever you are mom is a babe. I'm going to hell...again."

Aquarius: "The whistle makes me their god."

Pieces: "You fudgin touch me again. I'll fudgin kill ya! "