Matt wakes up in his bed, he'd have a bitch or two in his sheets with him. Like the man ho he is he decided to go out and fuck people earlier.
"Mmm today was great 😩👌🏼" He thought to himself.
He gets out his phone and starts playing Minecraft Pocket Edition like the epic gamer he is.
His door creaks open. It's Tony.
"Hey dumbass food's ready—" Tony said.
"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft." Matt yelled.
"Lol fucking 4 year old." Tony snickered as he left the room.
Whatever, Tony was an ass anyway. He yeets the thots in his bed right out of the window and they're probably dead or something. But hey, Matt's problematic what do you expect?
Matt gets out of his room to sit at the kitchen table with everyone else. Tony and Tom would be talking about their husbands, Tord would be talking to himself about forks (haha weirdo), Dr. Phil would be complimenting Gordon on his food, and Edd just exists.
"Gordon made this right?" Matt asked.
"Yeah, he did!" Tom said smiling.
"Well at least you didn't make it your food's literal dog shit!" Matt said.
"You do know your food's the reason Gordon almost left right—" Tony asked.
"Shut the hell up we don't talk about that." Matt said.
"Didn't you like Tom's food too? I recall multiple times when you said his food was amazing." Edd said.
"Edd how about you keep your mouth shut like you were doing before?" Matt said.
"Stop arguing! I swear I can't ever enjoy breakfast without one of you arguing about something stupid! Just enjoy the food you have!" Tom said.
Matt and Edd both commit not talk and just eat their food.
Matt just wishes at least someone could tolerate him. Besides Tord he's just stupid.
"Um, mom can I go out somewhere tonight? I wanna hook up with someone—" Matt asked.
"Of course you wanna go out and fuck—" Edd said
"Edd just leave him be, if he wants to be a ho he can." Tom said.
Matt would have a wide smile across his face.
"Thanks mom ily no homo." Matt said.
"Um, okay??" Tom said confused.
When Matt was done with his food he gets up and walks out their fucking mansion because Dr. Phil is mmmm and he paid for it. 😩👌🏼
