simplicity- RWBY x evil OC

mission

*last time*
"Well....you see....."

*present*
"NO! simply NO! Fuck off! F.U.C.K. O.F.F.!!!!!!" I shouted angry, does he really think i will do that? "But we need someone to help them!!" He cried "ATLAS CAN SUCK A DICK FOR ALL I CARE!!!" I shouted yet again "It's only for a week!!!!" He cried again "A WEEK OF TORTURE!!" "you will be in a team with Winter....alone" he said ".....................deal" i said in the end "YES!!! HAHAHA!!!!" he started to laugh while o frowned "a week, with Winter. ALONE. Or i will do the killer's job" i told him, while he paled for a second.

(Timeskip)

I was waiting in the bullhead landing grounds, humming while waiting for mom to come and try to say goodbye, because i know the bullhead wont be flying out of here without it.
After a few minuets, i finally saw her "AND here she is!!! The great WITCH!" She frowned a little "WHAT? it's in the name" "true" she said
"Well as you know, the killer uses a military knife, and a long one. The killer only kills females if they can, but if they need they will also kill males, so be ready" "ready? For what? They won't even know i am there" i said as i got onto the bullhead "i know, but still be carefull, it's clear they arent stupid, atlas could'nt catch them" "doesnt say much, atlas could'nt catch a thief even if they stood ON their faces" i said as she chuckled. Holy shit please stop.

(Timeskip yet again, just brought to you by me writing on my phone with 3%battery)

"So you want to tell me, that you caught a rogue huntsman, and a atrong one, in a simple trap?" "Yep, like a fish i caught him" i told the pilot "it wasnt THAT simple of a trap though" i said as we got on the bullhead land-on grounds in atlas academy, where Winter waited for me "hello there beauty, waiting for me?" I asked her joking "maybe, maybe not" she told me "are you the magician that is the current numbr 1# hunter/ tracker?" She asked joking.

As we enterd Ironwood's office, i saw a bunch of troops waiting there as well "Jake, you actually came. That's a suprise" dicko'wood commented "i came because i will be in a team with Winter ALONE. These are my terms, if not i am not going" i told him "well too bad, because you are taking a team of troopers with you" he said "hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You make me laugh so fucking hard i think i will puncture a lung!!" I shouted laughing "what's funny? I am fully serious" he said while my expression became dark

(3rd POV)

As Jake's face became very dark, he suddenly said "you think i care what you say?" He said with a low voice, and ironwood became pale"hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR EXPRESSION WAS BEAUTYFULL!!!!!!" Jake started laughing "but seriously i am in a team alone with Winter, or a lady killer will be the last of your problems" he said while taking a hold of Winter's shoulder "right?" He asked her nicely "sure" she said happily "see? What will you just let her happines wither away just like that?" He asked Ironwood nicely.

"So, still with an anti-human way of thinking?" She asked Jake nicely "of course. Not too long ago, a pilot winked at me, and GOD it was disgusting!" He said while happily humming, and eating in the same time "how can you do that?" "Do what?" "Hum and eat in the same time" "magic, simply magic" he said as he shot confetti out of his sleeves at her "Oof" she said when she was hit by the confetti shot "hey!" She said as she tried to take some out of her hair "it wont go out, it has glue on it" Jake said before almost losing his head to Winter's sword "hey hey i was joking!" "OH YEAH?!?! THEN WHY IS THERE LITERAL GLUE IN MY HAIR?!?!!" she shouted before slashing again "ahhhh.....Ironwood did it?" "DONT RVB ME!!" She shouted at him "HAHAHA YOU WONT CA-" Jake started to say before almost getting his leg cut off "ok you might be able to catch me..." he said as he started running in a random direction.

After a while he bumped into someone who felt a little metalic to the touch "WOOoops!"he shouted and kept on running, until he saw that the girl didnt get up "maybe i killed her" he said as he stopped running and walked in her direction "girl" he asled before her eyes flashed a little "SALUTATIONS!" "AHHH!" he shouted as he jumped back "welp i am off he told her as he kept on running in a random direction.

(Timeskip. Jake's POV)

After three whole hours of running non-stop, i finaly got Winter to stop "GOOD GOD! You run fast you know that?" I asked her "thank you, i take pride in that" "and in your boob" i laughed before falling down "oh shit, i seriously need to eat something" i said as i started to walk toward the cafeteria, only to see that girl again "hey there" i said as i tried to walk past her "what? You want an apology? You wont be getting it from me" i told her "Ironwood wants to see you" "sorry, i am straight. Just ask Winter" i said as i pointed at Winter and Winter started to blush like crazy "yeah tell it to everyone will you?" She said "sure" i said as i went to Ironwood's office "give me half an hour" i said as i started joggig "dont you da- AHH!"Winter shouted as she fell down, letting me get to Ironwood's office first

"Oh Jak-" "SHUT UP!!" I shouted at Ironwood as i took control over the P.A. system "I FUCKED WINTER, AND WE BOTH HAD THE TINE OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!" i shouted into the microphone, and i could hear iy echo through the country of atlas, and everything becoming quiet "hahahAHAHAHA" i started to laugh evily "JAAAKKKEEE!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!!" I heard her "welp, gotta go" i said as i jumped down the window and onto the yard, rolling and then running into the woods.
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I was in a class field-trip for the last three days, and i still wrote, i think i deserve a medal for succeding in not killing my teachers though