So first he screamed somfin about jamming his carrot somewhere dirty that I should never say, and u dirty flacks for reading this like omfg no, and then you made sex noises, and then he went in a valley while you went down a mine shaft and yeahhh, and then you came over to his house and cuddled all nude and then whispered I love yous!!!!
ARENT I DA BEST WRITER!
