Party Crashers

Lets Get This Party Started!!!

It was a pleasant summers evening. Broadway had decided to eat at a restaurant that her friend Dj had recommended (and was working at). It was a strange place. That was okay, Broadway was used to strange. After all, she put up with Dj, the biggest weirdo on the planet. Broadway walked in and was greeted by Dj

"YO! YOU ACTUALLY CAME! COME IN AND SIT DOWN I'LL BE YOUR WAITER TODAY WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

"Okay, well. I DID sorta want some chicken nuggets..."

"SPECTACULAR SUPER RADICAL GROOVY STELLAR MARVELOUS CHOICE! CHICKEN NUGGETS coming right up!" Dj screams as he practically throws Broadway into a chair at a table sitting right in front of the window. A couple strangers passing by give her a weird look. Broadway is the only one in the restaurant. Everyone else knows to stay away from that place. Broadway picks up a menu and notices that all the food is...peculiar. On the appetizer page they have things like 'Gummy worms but some of them are real worms because we ran out of gummy worms' and 'Potato skin'.

"The food here is kinda strange.." Broadway mumbled. But again, she's used to this. She's even eaten real worms before! That isn't anything THAT weird to her.

Dj comes back with a plate of chicken nuggets and a mirror. There's something off about the chicken nuggets though. They're made of legos....And they have some short dirty blond hairs sticking out of them, probably from Dj. How does one get hair stuck in legos???

"Your chicken nuggets are ready! I built them myself!" Dj looks very proud. "Also I noticed you were alone so I brought this mirror so you'd have a friend." Dj sets the mirror down. It has a picture of his face taped on it. Dj takes the picture off so it just shows Broadway's reflection "Sorry about the picture that was for.....personal reasons. Too bad though, I'm sure you wanted to stare at my GORGEOUS face while you ate." Dj took the picture away, staring at his picture the whole time.

Broadway takes the mirror and stares at herself for a moment, examining her dyed red hair, with some spots of purple and brown.

She also notes the fact that she does in fact look possessed with her deep, dark brown eyes that look almost black. Broadway was currently wearing her favorite unicorn sweater with a rainbow heart on the front. It looks a bit dirty, because she wears it a few days at a time.

After examining herself she decided to finally eat her rather odd chicken nuggets. Well, at least tried to. She swallowed a lego and instantly felt as if she swallowed a syringe. She blinks and stares at the rest on her plate and wonders how edible lego chicken nuggets are....

Dj comes back with a cup of....worms. Live worms, all squirming around in a cup. Dj is covered in dirt from head to toe. His normally paper white face (With a little acne on his chin and cheeks-) is now unrecognizable. Large patches of dirt cover his hair and only little dirty blonde spots poke out. Who is this man? Is he really Dj? Yeah. He is. Dj sets the cup down. "I didn't know what drink you wanted so I was gonna get apple juice but we were out of juice and I kinda broke the sink and we kinda have literally no food or drinks back there so I went out back and got worms." He explains.

"I noticed?" Broadway stared at the cup of worms, before picking it up and literally biting one out of the cup. She slurps it up like spaghetti and giggles. "I actually used to consume these. Worms are good."

Dj stares at Broadway for a moment, a big smile on his face. But his eyes show disgust. "Haha thats gross! I'm glad you like it though! You should give me a tip! Also here's the bill!" He says as he shoves the bill in Broadway's face. "That'll be five THOUSAND dollars!"

Broadway chokes when she heard the price. "Five thousand? Woah.. good thing I came prepared!" As she finished her worms, she slammed down a random safe that came from nowhere! There was also there was a random kitten on top of it. Dj gasps and hugs the kitten "HECK YEAH I'M SO GETTING A PROMOTION!! Truth be told the bill was only five dollars but that's a secret so hush." Dj takes a bite out of the safe. How does he do that? Don't. Ask. You don't want to know the answer.

Broadway blinks when she hears it was literally only five dollars. But you know what, whatever. She doesn't mind. But she now wonders if Dj is part dinosaur because of that huge bite of metal he took from that safe....

Dj pats Broadways head and then picks up the safe with one hand and throws it out the window. "I'm glad you had a nice meal! Have a marvelous day! Come back anytime!" He exclaims. Suddenly, a fire comes out of nowhere and starts to burn the restaurant down.

"What the- OH SHIT!! FIRE!!" Broadway yelped and grabbed Dj's hand, running out of the restaurant. Before tripping and rolling, letting go of her bff's hand. Dj doesn't seem to bothered by the sudden burst of flames. In fact, he's on fire right now. He's not burning somehow. He looks at the building "Oh that happens a lot. It's no big deal."

"Wh.. No big deal?! But your restaurant is burning don't y- nevermind I should stop asking questions..." She pats her unicorn sweater, killing any flames.

"Yeah it's no big deal we'll just rebuild. Or make a new business-" Dj shrugs.

Suddenly, the ground starts to shake. Dj's eyes widen "It's in the house tonight..." He runs back into the flaming restaurant.

"The what now-- wait!" Broadway ran after Dj, a pinkish glow surrounding her and making her fireproof. Dj sprints to the kitchen and throws open the door to a walk-in. He grabs a baguette and wields it like a sword, then he throws a pink otter pop at Broadway. "HERE YOU'LL NEED THIS!" He yells. Then he runs back outside.

Broadway caught the otter pop in a panic and ran after Dj. "For what?! What's going on??"

"ALL SHALL BE REVEALED IN JUST A MOMENT!" Dj yells, weirdly serious. The ground is shaking so much that buildings fall and the ground cracks open. One crack in particular is so wide the cars fall in. A giant rock with a huge afro, as well as sunglasses and a party hat rises from the crack. He has a huge boombox, which is blasting Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO.

"WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?? PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTEDDDDD!!!!"