A Potato Called Fred

This Bit Here, That You're Reading.

Once upon a time in a far away Kingdom ....

Joking! It wasn't that far away. It's in your house! Under your bed for the exact the location.

There lived a potato called Fred.

Fred was a very lovely potato but he was lonely as well as lovely. That kind of sucked for Fred. You see, Fred was in love with a beautiful onion called Cecelia. Cecropia however, to all those who weren't male could see very clearly that she was a good for nothing, spoilt, stuck-up, snobby tart.

Fred still loved her though with all of his potato-ie heart. Maybe he saw something in her nobody else did. Probably not she just had a nice onion ass and we all know what guys are like, even potatoes.

One day Fred was walking down the street and spotted Cecelia. He was so utterly over whelmed by her beauty that Fred decided he was going to ask her on a date ...