"Brian, get the dishes clean! SPARKLY CLEAN!". "Okay Aunt May!". "That's not my name, it's Aunt Maine!". Brian looked up at Aunt Maine for a second and back down. "Damn you Jacob", he muttered under his breath.
Brian - Brian Parker/ Spooder-Man
His mom - Aunt Maine
Let's get started!
Brian was in his room, fiddling with a bunch of gadgets, when a spider with a tiny label stating "Spooder" bit him in the hand. "Owie, frick you spider!". Brian 'yeeted' the spider out the window. He never thought much of the spider and kept fiddling with the boat load of pieces on his desk. "Brian, come eat your dinner, it's yummy and it was made from all of my heart", his Aunt Maine said. "Okay, just give me a minute!". Brian dropped the gadget he was fixing up, and went to go eat dinner without washing his hands, the true Mexican way.
TO BE CONTINUED BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO WRITE MORE AS OF NOW!
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Mexican Spooder-Man
HumorWe obviously know who if you have read Fortnite Apocalypse; Brian. Brian got bitten by a spider wearing a Mexican party hat or whatever you call it bruh. Introduction is pretty short gamer, so sorry pal.
