Austin's POV
My alarm clock goes off and I groan. 6:45 a.m. I normally don't wake up this early but I was planning on making a little breakfast for Fionna since alot seems to be going on with her.
A new family, new school.... and maybe a new boyfriend.
I laughed to myself and go into the kitchen. I start to try and make pancake and it started out pretty good. Until I suddenly thought I was a pro at this.
I started flipping the pancake around and at some point, I didn't see it in the pan anymore.
I looked around on the floor and nothing. I chuckled and ridiculously decided to look up.
There no way it was on the.... Nevermind.
"I thought this only happens in cartoons!" I shouted.
At that point I heard small footsteps and saw Fionna step off from the stairs.
"What the hell happened here?" she said, looking into the kitchen.
I looked around and realized that there was flour, eggs, and sugar everywhere.
I'm glad she didn't look up though...
I smiled awkwardly and gave her a plate of pancakes.
"Uuhh, thanks Austin, also you're in your underwear..." she giggled.
"Well if you excuse me, I'll go put on some pants!" I yelled as I ran up the stairs.
"ALSO YOUR BOXERS HAVE A HUGE HOLE!"
Fionna's POV
When Austin went upstairs to go put on some pants, the guys came through the door and dropped their jaw.
"It was Austin, don't let him cook..." I laughed.
Phil went upstairs to look for Austin and he screamed as he came back down.
"AUSTIN! PUT ON SOME FUCKING PANTS!" Phil yelled.
"SORRY!"
I laughed so hard, I ended choking and falling back from my chair.
I started flopping on the floor like a fish but nobody fucking noticed me.
Finally, Austin came down and raised an eyebrow at me.
"Hey, you okay?"
"Ghwieurhnavoheuwierjerhgjashkfg!"
"What?"
"lakjsdfhjkdfhkjsdhf!!"
"What?!"
I finally got annoyed and stood up, with not much strength. I punched him on the arms and put my hands on my throat.
"OH! DON'T WORRY! I GOT THIS!" Austin shouted, giving me the Heimlich Maneuver.
"WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?" I yelled as the guys looked back at me.
"I was fucking choking and no one noticed!?"
"Wait... You were choking?" Alan asked.
I charged after him and punched his arms and legs.
He laughed saying "It's like being tickled by a small cute bunny!"
I finally gave up and ran upstairs to put on my clothes for school.
I came back and before I left I gave Austin, who was in the kitchen cleaning the mess up, a hug and right when I broke the hug...
A fucking pancake falls on my head out of nowhere.
"Oh, I completely forgot about that!" Austin said.
I laughed and went with Alan so that he can drop me off to school.
