Something In My House

When Life Gives You Lemons

"Pete, Pete Pete" Steve Yelled "What, What What?" Pete Said "Okay, I Have Good News, And Bad News. The Good News Is, Youthquake Sold Over 1.1 Million Copy's! The Bad News Is, Lynne Accidentally Fell Off The Balcony, And Has Serious Injurys." Steve Said. "Well, Where's The Hospital? I Can't Let My Lover Die!" Pete Said. "Well, The Liverpool Hospital Is Being Remodeled So, She's In The London Hospital." Steve Said. Right When He Said That, a Taxi Appered.  "Did Somebody Say That They Needed To Go To The London Hospital? The Taxi Driver Said. "Yes! I Do!" Pete Said. "Well, Hop In! The Taxi Driver Said "Bye Pete" "Bye Steve" Pete Got In The Taxi. Within Seconds, He Drove Off. "Hi, My Name Is Michelle!" Michelle Said. "Say, I Know You From Somewhere, Like MTV Or Something." She Said "Yes, I'm Pete Burns" He Said "You're Pete Burns? Can I Get Your Autograph?" She Said "Yes" He Said "Great! Now All I Need Is The Autograph Of Legendary Weird Al Yankovic" She Said "Who's Weird Al?" He Said. "You Don't Know Who Weird Al Is? How About We Listen To Him!" She Said. She Then Popped In a CD (That Had 'Eat It' On It) "Eat It! Eat It! Get Yourself An Egg And Beat It! Have Some More Chicken, Have Some More Spam. It Doesn't Matter If It's Fresh Or Canned Just Eat It. Just Eat It. Just Eat It. Just Eat It." The Radio Said."Alright, Please Turn That Off" He Said "Okay" She Said. 3 Hours Later..... "Alright, Here's The Hospital!" "Thanks!" "You're Welcome!"