Hey dorky fans,
I just thought this would be funny to put in since it just happened to my cousin.Hope you enjoy.
XOXO
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NIKKI'S P.O.V
O.M.G
Ah love Brianna soooo much.No I am not drunk or high or anything.
Okay so this morning I woke up early and started writing in my diary.Brianna just turned 11 and now she's a little diva and a royal pain in the butt,but today she did the most hilarious thing ever.
So I was writing in my diary as I said before and she ran into my room as if someone was chasing her.
Me:Brianna your too old to be believing in the tooth fairy.
Brianna:IM BLEEDING NIKKI!IM GONNA DIE!
This when I panicked and got up in a hurry.I went to my dresser and took my mini first aid kit and asked her WHERE she was bleeding and I regret ever asking that question.
Brianna:I'm bleeding where the sun don't shine.
Me:Oh my gosh Brianna stop being such a baby.Mum warned you it was going to happen sooner or later.
Brianna:What the heck are you talking about?
Me:You've GOT you PERIOD.So you can dial it down now.
Brianna:What do you mean my period.We only have periods at school and the worst one is math and.....OH MY GOSH!Nikki does that mean I'll get pregnant?
Me:NO.Well...maybe...just don't KISS anyone.Oh my gosh you should have seen the look on your face.
Brianna:Oh what ever.
I told her to clean herself up and use a pad.
But oh you should have seen her face.SHE just made my morning.
Write later...
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