Y/n, Monika, Elias, and Ela were walking through the hallway towards the GSG 9 dorm.
They opened the door to find Dominic sorting Safeway Monopoly tickets, and Marius watching Naruto on the T.V.
Elias- You really letting him watch anime?"
Dominic shrugged- He's 15."
Elias- Hey Dom, let me come talk to you."
Elias goes up and whispers into Dominic's ears what they are going to say. After thinking for a minute, Dominic laughs and shakes his head yes.
Elias gives a thumb up to Monika, the sign for all good.
Monika, pausing the T.V
Marius- Hey, I was watching that!"
Monika, holding the remote behind her back- You can have it after we talk."
Marius: About what?"
Monika- Have you ever heard about the birds and the bees?"
Marius- Nope. Can I please have my remote back? I will use my ultimate jutsu on you if you don't give it back."
Monika- *sigh* ok then. Marius, do you know what two people do when they leave each other very much?"
Y/n- Or hate each other, take your pick."
Marius, confused- Wrestle?"
Monika- yes, well no, well, kinda. This does have something to do with "wresling" though."
Marius- Ok."
Monika- So sometimes when people love each other, or they just want to get closer, they do a kind of, *sigh* oh god how am I going to say this, special hug."
Marius- So you and Y/n aren't wrestling, your hugging?"
Y/n, and Monika together- Sure."
Monika- You know Y/n's sister Zofia, right?"
Marius- Yeah, the girl who just had the baby."
Monika- Well, you see, by doing this, "special hug" a boy and a girl can have a baby."
Marius- Eww! Does that mean you and Y/n are going to have a baby?"
Y/n- No. We use protection so that I don't get her pregnant."
Marius- What? Do you guys like put bubblewrap between each other when you hug? Will I get a girl pregnant if I hug her?"
Elias- I'm tired of listening to you guys struggle. You mind if I actually explain it to him, Dom?"
Dominic- Sure, just don't be too harsh.
Elias- Ok Marius, you're 15. You know what sex is?"
Marius- No."
Elias- Okay, I know you know what a penis is, all guys got one. Girls got a little hole in 'em too. Stick it in the hole, if you aren't careful, boom! baby."
Dominic- That was horrible."
Elias- Look dude, I don't know how to describe sex to a kid, he's 15! He should know by now. I think I learned when I was like 11."
Ela- You've got him thinking if he ever has sex he'll have a kid.
Ela- Alright little dude, don't listen to anything Elias just said. If people love each other a lot and both agree that it is ok, they have something called intercourse."
Marius, interrupting- Is that like a dinner meal?"
Ela- No. Look, I'm just going to pull up a video on youtube, because that's going to be a lot easier.
10 minutes later
Marius, putting the phone down- Eww, Monika! You do that with Y/n?"
Monika just blushed and shuffled behind Y/n.
Y/n- Dude, we all have urges. And Monika and I are really close and want to embrace each other. Nothing wrong with that, as long as you're careful, and it's legal. And you have protection."
Elias- Yeah kiddo. Pretty gross, but it feels pretty good. Just don't do any of that until you're older. Your not really mature enough yet, nor do you have a girlfriend."
Marius- This is all disgusting! I'm only 15. Why do I need to know this?"
Ela- So that you're safe and don't end up with a kid at 15."
Marius- How would I end up with a kid at 15? My birthdays next week!"
Ela, sighing- That's not really the point. Just, when you find a girl you really like and she really likes you back, ask Dominic what to do. He'll explain it all to you. Dom, I don't know how you haven't told him this stuff. He's 15. How much do you shelter your little boy?"
Dominic- None! I let him go to the bar. He just doesn't listen to people when they talk."
Marius- Can I have the remote back please?"
Monika, tossing Marius the remote- Fine."
Marius turns back on Naruto and puts on a headband.
END OF CHAPTER
This will not affect me writing. This was just to be stupid and funny. I rewatched the RVB PSA "The Talk" and my little brother had to watch "The Video" in class today. I found it funny so I made this is a joke, since I wanted to make something funny and stupid where I could make jokes. Sorry if this chapter sucks.
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