Jojo Oneshots

Shiza's customer. (Caejose Part 1)

The night sky was blooming as Caesar was cleaning up the messes left from the locals. This job didn't pay much, but was satisfying enough to Caesar. He worked as a waiter, and was one of everyone's favorite. Except, for one local. 
"Man..Can you get any stupider??" The man grumbled, Caesar just rolled his eyes, "Not as stupid as you, Joseph." Joseph Joestar was an American, well..British who moved to America, before living in Italy, It was confusing to Caesar, but it's not like he didn't care.
"Shiza..I'm bored," The man sighed, as Caesar was still cleaning up.
"One, it's Caesar, and Two, do you think I care?"
"Jeez..Chill out!" The brown hair man whined, "I'm still waiting for my order.."
"What order?" Caesar gave a glare at the clueless man.
"OH NO!" He exclaimed.
Caesar sighed, "The kitchen is about to close, you want something fast?"
"I guess."
Joseph Joestar kept playing with his clacker-balls, as Caesar quickly went into the kitchen, grabbing a dish.
"Here you go sir," Caesar placed the dish down, "Enjoy your meal."
"WAIT A MINUTE!" Joseph grabbed Caesar by the collar, and pointed to the meal, "What is this??" 
Caesar smiled, "Squid-ink spaghetti."
"I-It looks weird, I'm not sure about t-"
Zeppeli spoke up, "ARE YOU GONNA EAT OR NOT?"
Joseph sighed before taking a bite, he gasped in delight. 
"IT TASTES AMAZING!"
"Mama Mia..Can you not yell Joseph?"
The night continued silently, before the restaurant closed. Joseph put on his cap, and pushed in his chair before walking to Caesar.
"Caesar, I'm ready to pay."
"E-erm, It was on the house." Caesar gave a smile, wondering to himself what he just did for this idiot.
"O-oh, thanks!" Joseph Joestar walked back to his car before waving and shouting,
"BYE CAESAR, CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN~!" 

Mama Mia..Caesar thought.