21. When we go out for drinks stop trying to convince Kenji and Atsushi to stick you on top of the car
22. "depresso expresso please" when we're at a cafe, like come on dude what even is that?
23. Kunikida didn't appreciate you continuously calling him in the middle of missions saying "yo you left your glasses" it might be funny but it just confuses him
24. "Back in my days—" dude you're literally younger than Ranpo and back in your days you were in the mafia, don't let the kids in the agency hear
25. Dazai stop calling us when you're in a tight situation when you're trying to commit suicide, most of the time you fail
26. PUT THAT MUSHROOM DOWN SIR—
27. Stop hiding Ranpo's hat, it's just rude
28. Don't say "I got this" you literally just got shot
29. "Meme team meme team"
30. Trying to convince Akutagawa to get you on a date with Chuuya
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50 things Dazai Osamu can not do
FanfictionThe ADA made a list on what Dazai can not do.
