2. "I ran my hands through his gold locks"
Oh so now Niall has locks all over him? God damn it I didn't know!
3. "I stared at his green orbs..."
jfc they're called EYES, NOT ORBS LMAO THIS IS TOO OVERUSED AND IT'S ALWAYS USED FOR GREEN EYES
4. "He planted a kiss on my lips"
I didn't know kisses were plants?? (NEW FACT EVERYBODY) So whoever that 'he' is is a gardener am I right. Girl this ain't gardeners'r'us
5. "The tears threatened to fall out of my eyes"
Tears are nothing, you're way bigger than them. Show them who's boss!1!!1!11! Threaten them back!!111!!!!1!!!1
6. "Luke and I decided to go on a walk so I decided to put on something casual"
*turns out that "casual" wear is something you wear for a dinner*
7. *gets 5SOS tickets, doesn't even like the band*
*dates Michael the next day*
oh
8. "i felt my face flush"
so noW YOUR FACE IS A TOILET BOWL??????????????
9. *throws up*
"I must be pregnant omG!!!!!!!!!!11!!11!1!!!!!1!"
girl, it's probs just stomach flu.
10. mESSY BUNS
MESSY BUNS ISN'T THE ONLY HAIRSTYLE IN THE WORLD. USE SOMETHING ELSE FFS
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