My Silent Best Friend in Irony

A laugh a day,

Keeps the monster away.

A loud conversation,

Destroys the alien's condition.

A simple noise a day,

Makes his hair fly away.

Every word on his sentence,

Costs a lot of his existence.

These are the things that can make him mad,

On the other hand, it makes me glad.

I thought I could be friends with everyone,

Yet I have made friends except with this one.

Everyone is excited for this sem,

Especially when some heard he's with them.

They hoped they could be friends with him,

Have attention given by him.

People thought of him as a gentleman,

And when he smiles, an angel turned to man.

When I first saw him, I thought he's a bit cute,

But I've realized he's a frustrated mute.

Some sees him as a very shiny star,

Like me dazzled by many fancy car.

They hoped they can catch a superstar,

Despite of the fact that he seems so far.

I dreamt to have an empty jar,

Where I can put a beautiful star.

I believed that this is attainable,

I never thought it is impossible.

Before his grand entrance,

My life has great ambiance.

I knew I can reach any star,

No matter how it is so far.

Some people had thought that he's a star they met,

But in reality, he is a comet.

Maybe he just truly needs some fantasy,

On second thought, he's out of the galaxy.

Many are still expecting for his conversation,

But I'll never expect until alien invasion.

Because I know that many of our expectations,

Can be immediately turned to imaginations.

Some people had tried to talk to him,

But received a reaction so dim.

Several theories had been formulated,

Just to discover how he should be computed.

Many says something should be added,

Some says something should be subtracted.

They thought that he should be multiplied,

But he only needs to be divided.

If I'll compare him with a car,

He'll silently travel so far.

He can either be the fastest Bugatti Veyron,

Or the sleek and awesome Lamborghini Reventon.

He is always silent on a side,

But he reached the top with a soft glide.

He is not speaking frequently,

And topped the exam quietly.

At first, I didn't cared that he is a trending topic,

Then things changed, I wondered if he can have some new clique.

I joined the daily conversations,

And declared my own observations.

One day, we talked about him in public,

Never thought he will be there like magic.

He heard everything we said,

But left quietly instead.

I have felt a little guilt,

With that dialogue we built.

I thought we should say sorry,

But there comes a new story.

I was about to ask for his extravagant forgiveness,

For everything I did, especially my talkativeness.

Then I've witnessed how cruel he could be,

I think his motto is "just let it be!"

Many news that I have already heard,

Still I can't point if he's a geek or a nerd.

What I can say right now is "he's undefined!"

But still, all hopes that someday it will be fine.

I know that many are being curious,

And I believe he'll also be furious.

Who would thought this kind of thing exists,

Answer: just this crazy little miss.

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I can't believe that I've wrote this kind of stuff!!! :)

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