A book of me chucking cookies at people

pies, potatoes, eggs and corns (maybe cookies)

Say, there's now a pie for some reason. Let's be specific here, it's a uhhh.... what was it called again? Was it a shepherd's pie? Idk, I didn't even bother listening to him introducing himself. Anyways this book became for the sake of my real life friendships which is perfect as... no one on social media wants to be my friend as I am too boring to them or they feel not welcomed because of me. I mean trying to be positive always turns out to be wrong. That pie, that goddamn pie. I'll give him the word. "You're too heated." Wait, that's one sentence. Anyways, apparently this pie, it is trying to make the potato, the egg and the corn into a shepherd's pie. Guess what? No. I'll give it that. Ok boi, I have to run away from this pie before it adds me into the shepherd's pie.