He has No Idea ***HIATUS***

Coffee Plot

Afore word:

This takes place in their last year of PK. I understand that in the last episode of the anime (As it is on Netflix) it was uncertain whether Saiki had control over his powers or not. For this instance I have given his powers back and he continues to wear his limiters and glasses. I had several plots twisting and tangling around in my mind and the Saiki muse wasn't even helping me un-jumble them the jerk!!!! So I blindly took the helm, plotted a course..."Course laid in captain" ....and boldly we go~ See you on the other side! YBI~

The quick pink psychic leaps over the stupid Nendo – Thoughts personal
"The quick pink psychic leaps over the stupid Nendo" - Telepathy
"The quick pink psychic leaps over the stupid Nendo" - Normal speech

Edit: words are joined together, I am working to fix it. Might be slow as i can only do a bit each night


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He has No idea
Chapter 1:Coffee-Plot



The cafe was unusually busy this afternoon and but still Kusuo Saiki managed to get a booth all to his own. He placed his order with the waitress and sat there patiently waiting while looking outside the window, watching as pedestrians and shoppers passed him by.

It was at that moment that the chime from the door bell rang and a familiar glow filled the dining room. It was non other than Kokomi Teruhashi herself shinning off like a beacon.

Everyone else was just a deer caught in headlights.

The waitress was about to tell her that she would need to wait, but in saying so all the guys and even some groups of girls immediately jumped to attention and at the same time offered up their places.

Much to their surprise and maybe even a bit of disappointment the ever popular bluenette pointed right over to where Kusuo was seated and with the sweetest of smiles asked to be seated with her friend and classmate.

The waitress was all too happy to oblige, much to the pink-haired teens annoyance. Good grief!

Saiki sighed inwardly,knowing now that the attention would be now on him as well.

The waitress excused for her intrusion and asked him if he was fine to have the lovely young lady join him. Not wanting to cause a scene by rejecting her and making things unnecessarily awkward, he nodded his acceptance and the Blue-haired wonder sat opposite him and placed her order as well.

Once the waitress had gone on her way, she placed her hands upon her lap and smiled rather sweetly at Saiki, he looked a tad bit annoyed for some reason... Maybe his order of food had not come yet and he was getting hungry. Yeah, that could be it.

"So...How are you Saiki-kun?" She inquired soft and meekly.

"Er..Fine... I guess." His voice stumbling a little. A little lost as to why he didn't just use his telepathy.0

"I'm glad to hear it."

And que in the awkward pause. Kusuo stared out at the window once again and Kokomi in silence, albeit a loss for what to say next. Her fellow classmate was a tough cookie, but she was up to the challenge.

Saiki was grateful that he remembered his geranium ring today. He could tell by the look on Kokomi's face that her thoughts would be rather loud... and even a bit brash maybe. It would be like having a ring of Teruhashi's surrounding him and all speaking at the same time. Which the drawback meant that she was unpredictable while he had it on.

"Have you decided what you are going to do after graduation?" Ok, so she wants to enter into a bit of chit-chat.

He looked directly at her hands folded on top the table.

"There is a college I've had my eye on for some time. I am thinking of applying for it. And you?" He felt more confident using his telepathy if it meant this was going to be an actual conversation now.

She looked a bit frustrated that she couldn't get any more information than that but she would take it as it was.

"I have thought about it too... Mother wants to me to go to the one she went to. She said it has a brilliant performance arts programs. My brother attended there for a while as part of his acting career."

She paused for a moment to push some strands of her hair back behind her ear in a bit of a flirtatious manor, contemplating on asking Saiki which college he was going too... Her mouth began to open when at that moment the food had arrived.

"Coffee Jelly Delight?"The waitress inquired politely and Saiki motioned to her that it was his. "And the Angel cake for you Miss~" Kokomi gave her a most grateful and delightful smile and a quick thanks before the waitress had departed, leaving the two to enjoy their desserts.

Saiki's coffee Jelly was just like his usual, only the delight part came in the form of delicious cubes of Turkish delight coated in chocolate with the fresh sweetened whipped cream alongside, topped with a cherry and a sprinkling of confectioners sugar. Kokomi's cake was a delicate sponge coated in the same sugar, with a perfectly placed swirl of cream in the center, topped with fresh strawberries and chocolate shards coated in speckles of gold leaf and a pair of candied mint leaves to finish. The plate it arrived on had a berry sauce drizzled around it for effect and a touch of tartness.

He eyed off her choice with wonderment.

Being polite as his mother had raised him to be, he waited until Kokomi had taken her first bite. He watched as the portion of cake she had disappeared into her mouth and her senses overloaded with the tastes and texture that came from such a sweet morsel of exquisiteness. A soft, slow 'Mmm' noise followed as she devoured it. Saiki was captivated.

"Saiki-kun....?"

"Hm..?" He blinked, rather confused.Then it just occurred to him that he had been staring at her the whole time. Wishing he was that piece of cake-- Wait! What now?!

"Er... You haven't touched your jelly?"

No... I haven't...

Without a further thought he picked up his spoon and got stuck into his dessert. The Turkish delight really did take it to a whole new level.But regardless how delectable his dessert was, his eyes once again went back to Teruhashi and her... Angel cake... going into that perfect angelic mouth. Pink lips coated in a shimmering layer of gloss opening and closing and gently moving as she ate. It was then he noticed her lightly pink cheeks tinted with a thin dusting of blush and then her eyes, those sparkling blue sapphire-like orbs.

He knew it... he was staring again. And for the life of him he could not figure out as to why. He had to think fast, any moment now she was going to notice again and most likely accuse him of being a creepy pervert or something. Think.... Think Saiki...Think! Stop Staring you fool... Why are you even...

A flash of light appeared in the street and it was immediately followed by a crack of thunder over head. The lights in the cafe flickered. It was enough to distract him from his awkward glances and he looked around at everyone else to see that a few had been caught off guard by the sudden attack of bad weather. Kokome on the other hand was perfectly composed. Figures, the perfect girl is perfectly composed... even at a sudden clap of thunder.

"Is your dessert any good?" He asked, his voice had a slight croak to it. He was not even sure why he didn't bother to use his telepathy and continued to eat at his almost forgotten coffee jelly. How could he forget about his favorite delicacy. It was just unheard of.

"Would you like to try some?"

Taken by surprise by the question... or was it a request? It sounded like it. He almost choked on a piece of Turkish delight, but he managed to clear his throat and not embarrass himself in front of everyone, let alone in front of the perfect girl.

Saiki composed himself and cleared his throat, he held his napkin up to his mouth. He was now in serious contemplation over what he should do now. He quickly ran several scenarios in his mind to find all possible outcomes. Non that he could think of would end well. Some even ended in him being harassed and chased away for miles on end by all the Kokomins and Teruhasi-fanbase if he even hinted at rejecting her offering. Uh oh~  Already several customers were glancing at them, him especially, just daring him to not act. On the other hand, if he did take the offered tasting, he would noticeably and undoubtedly enjoy it and Kokomi would see it. She would then most likely use her over-active imagination to urge him to have some more or even worse.... would she even request to try some of his precious Coffee Jelly...No... she could not... she would not.... would she? Good grief, now I'm over thinking....

He had even thought of claiming that he was allergic to an ingredient of the cake... No, that was no good... She has seen me eat similar items before. She even made the whole class cakes on Valentines day for goodness sake... She'll never buy it... I'm stalemated.

There was only one thing for it... And it tore him to shreds to do this. His heart sank at thought of it all... He would make up for it later, he promised!!!

'I must apologies Teruhashi-san, but I do not feel well, it seems that there is something wrong with my coffee jelly...'  He really did feel sick now... sick to his stomach for turning his back on his beloved jelly just to save face. Maybe he should have just accepted her offering, might have been a little less painful on the poor helpless innocent coffee jelly. It did nothing wrong.  And yet here he was using it as a scape goat. Good grief!.....and a thousand pardons.

Teruhashi for the moment looked disappoint, but she didn't want to cause a scene.  And his logic seemed sound. He was huge lover of sweets after all as per her own observations. So it wouldn't be as though he didn't like cakes.

"It's ok, maybe some other time." She smiled at him and continued to finish off her cake in silence.

Once she was done she placed the spoon on the plate and used the napkin to dab at her mouth in a delicate manor as to not upset the gloss on her lips too much.

Watching all this unfold in front of him was causing Saiki's cheeks to flare up. Or did he just unknowingly use his pyrokenisis. Maybe he really was coming down with something. Yeah that was badnews, every time he has known to be sick with a cold or flu his powers would go crazy and out of control.

"I think I should go now!" He announced as he got up and shouldered on his jacket.

"Oh!I'll walk with you..." He glanced at her a little worried, Not sure if that's really a wise choice....What if I sneeze and---

"...To make sure you get home safely. You said you weren't feeling well after all." She was quite persistent. Not much he could do about it now. She was up and waiting for him.

Having lost this one he nodded in agreement and they both went to pay, or more to the point Saiki paid for both of them at a heavy discount due to Kokomi being with him. She had insisted she pay for them, but he looked around at the rest of the diners and thought he couldn't have that at all. Not with the way they were leering. Besides, a discount is a discount.... even if it was at 90%.

That was the price of one perfectly fine abandoned coffee jelly.

Once they were outside it had begun to rain, heavily. It was then Saiki realised that he had neglected to bring an umbrella with him.

The sound of an umbrella being popped open caught his ears as he turned to see that Teruhashi had indeed remembered to bring one with her. Wow!

Truth being, if Teruhashi wasn't with him, he could simply use his powers to stop the weather. But that would require disappearing into the gents to teleport somewhere unseen. Or he could just go there and simply teleport home. Or if he really needed to he could aport something of similar value.

All this could have been possible, if only she hadn't have shown up. She had that uncanny nack after all... Of simply just 'showing up' where ever he seemed to be.

He was starting to get wet, she noted this and moved so that he was beside her under her umbrella.

The close proximity caused his face to become even more heated. Then he had bigger problems arising. He was beginning to have stirring sensations in his stomach area, like a balloon had just burst open and a thousand butterflies were all trying to escape at once.

There was no doubt about it, he was convinced he was unwell.


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AuthorsNote:

You might be wondering why saiki's Xray vision hasn't come into effect in this chapter. Don't worry, it's still there. I will make it all clear in the chapters ahead in due time. Allow the plot to unfold in due course. But for now I feel comfortable that this is how he wants to see the world for the moment. Who knows.... It's possible Kusuke had a hand in it. *tch In any case, be gentle with me. This is my first fic in as many years and is very much different to what I am used to doing. So I am out of my comfort zone. Happy to take constructiveness of course.
UpdatesI will try to make them once weekly.

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