THAT BOY WITH A FUNNY HAT

That boy and his weird hat

[Hideo]

I felt someone's presence following me this past few days. It doesn't seems to have violent intention but one time, I saw their reflection, I saw someone smiling wickedly while staring at me. I thought that once  he saw me he would back away, but, boy was I wrong

he wave his hand instead and run towards me like we were close buddies "Hideo chan!"  he said, his weird hat bouncing up and down as he was trying to hold it down, his eyes twinkling like an animated cartoon character.

He's plain crazy no doubt about that

I was so scared that when he was within my grip I instinctively twisted his hand and lift him up the ground "WOAH!" he said as I dropped him back forcefully, attempting to inflict injury to this weirdo

He scream in pain but he was still smiling

"You're being too friendly Hideo chan! I am Jeovani Mcguillon by the way. NICE TO MEET YOU TOO" He said shaking my hand that I used to lift him up

He really is crazy

his weird hat says it all!

If I associate myself with him even further I might regret it so much that it will drive me insane

I turn around ready to run my ass off. But then, that guy with a crazy hat wrap his hand around my feet

"Bitawan mo akong baliw ka!"

"Hahahaha"

I can feel my eyes twitching while staring at him

what the actual fuck is wrong with this guy

I may be a novice in taekwondo but I can still throw him off of me

I was getting ready to do just that when an ice cream truck passed by

it was so sudden and came so randomly

the guy let go of my feet and dust his shirt clean. I am still staring at him, unmoving, when his eyes suddenly lit up and he starts running after the ice cream truck like a fucking maniac

What the fuck was all of that?

The next day as I was eating my lunch at the library, the same guy wearing a different hat this time, dramatically entered the library, with his eye-catching magician hat and his ever so brilliant creepy smile he did caught so much attention. I quickly hide under the table and prayed silently to all the godly creatures known to mankind for help

"Bakit ka nagtatago?" The guy sitting next to me ask

He's not looking to me, he's looking straight so no one will noticed

"Because of the fucking lunatic that tried to chase a fucking ice cream truck" I said silently as possible

I saw him chuckle and run his fingers on his bushy brown hair "Parang katulad lang sa isang kakilala ko"

"Yo Kei! Have you seen Ryuu?"

A familiar voice chime in to our conversation

Oh for Fuck's sake! I smell trouble approaching

"Oh hello Jeovani-san. May binili lang sa canteen saglit"

I am holding my feet together in a fetal position trying to hide from him as possible.

"Naniniwala ka ba sa destiny Jeovani-san?"  I heard the guy sitting next to me ask the weird guy

I saw a hat slowly showing his full glory in front of me

I sat there motionless, wide eye in horror as little by little, his shitty face came in full view, backward.

"HIDEO-Chan!"