"Okay how do I dismantle a large drill exactly?" asked Edd. Edd was standing in front of a power drill trying to figure out on how he was going to break it or take apart its gears. "Future me didn't give a blueprint on how to destroy this thing. I guess I can look around for something to use" said Edd. Edd begins searching for anything he can use on the drill so far he hasn't gotten anywhere. "Darn it, I thought there would be something to- oh wait I think I have something actually" said Edd as he felt something in his pant pockets.
[Ten Minutes Later]
"So....you just basically put bubblegum onto one of the gears on the drill?" asked Future Matt. "That's a good idea actually" said Edward Gold. "Good idea? How could putting bubblegum on a drill be an idea?" asked Tom. "Well....I wasn't given anything to dismantle it according to future me" said Edd. "At least you tried, anyway where's Matt?" asked Tord. "Uhh.....I think I left him...onboard Tony's spaceship" said Edd nervously. "You've left him behind!? Why would you do that?" asked Future Edd.
"Well technically...we agreed to both go down separate corridors which was a bad idea" said Edd. "How dare you leave...ah forget it. Yelling isn't going to solve anything. We need to get prepared to fight against the Black Army and somehow rescue Matt. So....Red Leader....do you have a plan or not?" asked Future Edd. "Indeed I do. I have a special place for you guys" said Tord. "Alright then. Uh can you do me favor and open this only and last can of cola for me just like old times?" asked Edd while holding up a can of soda. "Sure old friend, I'm really happy that we're friends again" said Tord. Tord opens the can with his robotic hand before handing the can back to Edd.
Edd smiles at this before going over to Eduardo. "What you want, Edd?" asked Eduardo in the same tone that he uses when Edd's around. "Do you have a straw that I can use? It's for this last can of cola" said Edd. "Grr......ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE WORLD AND YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A BLOODY STRAW!?" yelled Eduardo. "Eduardo please, just do it" said Edd calmly. "You...You do realize that we hate each other right? I mean I despise you way more than you do for me" said Eduardo. "Don't make me repeat myself again, I said I want a straw. I'm waiting" said Edd sternly. Eduardo did what he never thought he was going to do. He gave a straw to Edd while cursing underneath his breath. "Thank you Eduardo, you're a pal" said Edd. "We're not friends. Since when are we friends?" asked Eduardo while giving a look of disgust at thought of being friends with Edd.
~At The Battlefield~
"This is the special place that he wanted us to be!? He sent us in the middle of a freaking battlefield!" yelled Eduardo. "Shut it Eduardo. Tom do you still have that piece of paper that I gave you for your birthday?" asked Edd. "Yeah I do. I was going to throw it away unless I get answers to whatever you put on it" said Tom as he was holding a piece of paper. Edd goes over to Tom and takes the paper from him before holding it up in the sunlight. The piece of paper then showed battle formations of some sort. "So you're telling me that you actually wrote down battle formations yet you didn't bother to tell me what all of those scribbles mean" said Tom. "Technically those so called "scribbles" were from when I was playing tic-tac-toe with Matt" said Edd. "Well that makes sense" said Tom. "Enough with the talking, what do those battle formations say exactly?" asked Saloonatics Eduardo. "First we need to be in a long line before splitting it up in three separate groups. We got the future trio lead by future me" said Edd. "Okay" said Future Edd with a slight nod. "Then we have the wild western fighters trio lead by Edward Gold" said Edd.
"That sounds dandy, but Prince Matthew doesn't have any combat experience nor any battle knowledge" said Sheriff Thompson. "What are you talking about? I have knowledge on how to fight" said Prince Matthew. "We both know that you don't have any experience" said Sheriff Thompson. "Anyway moving on" said Tom. "Right, next we have the three bandits lead by Saloonatics Eduardo or simply Eduardo's ancestor" said Edd. "Yay! We're in the same group together" said Juan.
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Eddsworld: At World's End
FanfictionTwo months had passed after Tord's robot got destroyed. Things got back to normal till one day a report about a village getting attacked by an unknown army. What's even more off is that a new face has appeared, befriending Matt, but rarely is seen...