Tommy McMurtry x Pumpkin. Gay at first sight.

The beginning

Tommy woke up. He looked to his left, seeing a pile of 457 bibles. On his right, he saw his ugly-ass wife, who he was pretty sure was a gold digger, but he couldn't tell. He remembered it was a sunday, the day where he was able to shame people because they arn't following dictator skydaddy. That reminded him of Mr. Pumpkin, who he's in a youtube controversy with. He suddenly remembered what Mr. Pumkpkin brought up in one of his most recent videos, where he said that Tommy might be sexually attracted to pumkins. He said to himself "That's crazy! Why on god's good world would he make someone be attracted to a fruit (it's a fruit technically fun fact)". He looked on the pumkpkin on the table. He say the curvy exterior, the sexy orange color, and the overall attractiveness. As soon as he felt his little squash begin to raise, he screamed"NO! I'm not into that kinky shit!" as he left the door to go to the church, forgetting that they only have one car and that his goldigger wife will have to walk 17 miles.

At the church, he updated the squad about the controversy. "So Mr. Pumpkin and his army of gey doo-doo heads dare to say that I'm gay for pumpkins!". The thought of the pumpkin entered his head again. Was he really gay for pumpkins? The thought of it kept lingering through the back of his head while he went along with the service, and talked about the usual. Kill the gays, god is real, believe in him or got to hell, all the normal stuff. But once sermon was over, he rushed home.

When he got home, he rushed to the kitchen. When he saw the pumpkin, he knew exactly what he had to do, even when he knew skydaddy would smite him to hell for this. With blood rudhing to his head and his little squash, he pulled off his belt, and had his destiny burning in his mind. He would have sex with the pumpkin.

CHAPTER ONE OVER WEIRDOS