*hey guys this is gonna be funny.... these are useless ways to annoy people but the outcome= a great laugh!!!!:)*
Mime everything you have to say to them*
Sing horribly at the top of your lungs in your room*
Dance upstairs be sure to thump really loudly when they tell you to stop rest for five minutes before repeating (keep doing this)*
When they call you say “In a minute” then never go
Pretend you’re constipated in the bathroom, be sure you overact
Prank phone call them, keep doing it*
Slurp you drink and chew with your mouth open at dinner
When you don’t get your way sulk, cry, whine, or go “Please, please, please, puh-leez?”
When they give in and take you somewhere after number 8 ask to go home
Announce loudly every time you have to go to the bathroom, go to the bathroom every ten minutes (most effective in public)
Make them cook you dinner when they’re done say “Oh, I’m not hungry anymore”
Later ask for dessert
Call them by their first names*
Ask them for help with your homework, when they do help pace around the table and complain that you don’t get it no matter how many times they explain*
Eventually say that you get it thirty-minutes later call them back for help with the same problem*
Clean out your closet but scatter what was in your closet around and leave your room a mess*
Play with plastic bags when they’re trying to watch TV*
Make them breakfast, burn everything
Don’t say “Bless you” when they sneeze, refuse to say it when they insist
Insist on learning to play the piano, when they enroll you insist that you want to learn to play guitar instead
Follow them around, refuse to tell them what you want*
Teach your dad handclap games, persistently always ask to play them
Jump on your dad’s back whenever its facing you (works best when you are not heavy/tall enough to brake his back)
Play your music really loud when they tell you to turn it down yell “What!?”*
Wear clothes that don’t match when you go out*
Walk around with your eyes closed, continually bump into them
Chew your popcorn loudly when you out to the movies, speak to them loudly too
Alternately when you get home talk to them so quietly that they can’t hear you no matter how close they are
Let them see all of the bad grades you make in class, still somehow manage to pull straight A’s (make sure you do this right before report cards that way they have no time to call the school)
Pretend you’re an alien from a different planet continually ask what things are in your alien language and then get frustrated when they refuse to answer*
Swing on their hands when you go out all the time, refuse to cross the street without holding their hand, and don’t let them go down certain isles because of the “scary monster” (works best if you are 11 or older)*
